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Worst Police Sketch Ever: TX Cops Release Sketch of Robbery Suspect ...Looks Like a Bad Cartoon
The Daily Mail ^ | 21 January 2014 | Sara Malm

Posted on 01/21/2014 7:27:29 PM PST by DogByte6RER

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To: DogByte6RER

It’s going to be hilarious if they catch the guy and he looks just like the sketch.


61 posted on 01/21/2014 10:10:17 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: DogByte6RER

It’s Chief, from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.


62 posted on 01/21/2014 10:39:17 PM PST by Defiant (Obama is The Bard of Canard.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Saw the perp on TV just tonite. Know the PSA where the chubby,
lazy white kid interupts his video game to phone his grandma
in the next room to see if she will bring him another grape soda?
That’s the guy.


63 posted on 01/21/2014 10:51:19 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal red turf)
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To: JoeProBono
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64 posted on 01/21/2014 11:45:59 PM PST by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: DogByte6RER

"Is this the man who assaulted you?"

65 posted on 01/22/2014 12:05:03 AM PST by Rodamala
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To: JoeProBono
Hah! I thought of that Seinfeld episode, where George has his image replaced in a photo.

"That looks like a Peanuts character"

66 posted on 01/22/2014 12:08:45 AM PST by boop (Liberal religion. No rules, just right!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! That’ll take some beating.


67 posted on 01/22/2014 12:23:20 AM PST by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: DogByte6RER

But at least she signed her work, right?


68 posted on 01/22/2014 12:36:52 AM PST by OldNewYork
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To: DogByte6RER

Let me help.

The Suspect is an overweight,(oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that) round faced black man (oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that)with a flat nose(oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that), Thick lips,(oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that), dark skin,(oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that), short kinky hair,(oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that) sparse beard and eyebrows,(oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that), prison tats on his neck,(oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that), wearing a hoodie,(oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that), and a mean expression,(oops...can’t say that, can’t draw that)

Perhaps I could be of assistance. I speak Jive.


69 posted on 01/22/2014 5:47:26 AM PST by left that other site
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To: DannyTN

As a whole the class of 7 students was very good. I’d rate that 5 of the 7 were better raw artists than I was at that stage. As to their sketch of Kim Jong Un, it was pretty good, it wasn’t too long into the exercise before one of them figured out who it was....


70 posted on 01/22/2014 1:23:23 PM PST by Crapgame (What should be taught in our schools? American Exceptionalism, not cultural Marxism...)
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To: Ditter

Actually it’s a process a lot like putting together a jigsaw puzzle. You have the witness or victim start with the outline of the face (the edge of the puzzle). You work in from there. The victim/witness is provided with a catalog of facial components that breaks the face down into its various parts. Eyes, eyebrows, nose, mouth and so on. The catalog was compiled over many years by the FBI although I have also used another one from Miami-Dade P.D. In any event, after selecting the proper headshape, the most important thing for a victim/witness to do is place the eyes/nose/mouth in the right location inside the headshape. Believe it or not, if they get the location correct, the chances of them being happy with the sketch at the end is about 95%.

It is not so important that the victim/witness select the exact features, remember we are only trying to produce a composite that opens up leads, not a portrait that positively identifies someone. Once the headshape, eyes, nose and mouth are all satisfactory to the victim/witness, then it is really only a matter of filling in detail to their specification. This can be tricky with some but it should not obscure the face shape, and eyes, nose and mouth, or what we call the “Triangle of the Face”. Those three features are critical because short of plastic surgery, you cannot alter their appearance unlike shaving or clothing or jewelry.

Really any half competent artist can execute the sketch, the hard part is conducting the interview process, putting the witness/victim at ease and getting the most out of your people skills...


71 posted on 01/22/2014 1:32:36 PM PST by Crapgame (What should be taught in our schools? American Exceptionalism, not cultural Marxism...)
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To: Crapgame
Thank you so much for your reply. I though sure there must be something like what you describe, a catalog of facial components.

In portrait drawing we were taught that the eyes are in the middle of the head, half way between the eyes and the chin is the bottom of the nose and then half way between the bottom of the nose and the chin is the mouth.

That is the ideal and any thing that is different is what makes for your individual face. That is a simplistic explanation for what we were taught.

I would still like to have taken your class, it sounds fascinating.

72 posted on 01/22/2014 1:46:32 PM PST by Ditter
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To: DogByte6RER
'Muppet Police Sketch' Mocked by Internet Leads to Arrest. Who's Laughing Now?

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73 posted on 01/31/2014 3:13:39 PM PST by Excellence (All your database are belong to us.)
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To: Excellence

lol


74 posted on 01/31/2014 3:14:51 PM PST by Dante3
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To: DogByte6RER

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG I can’t breathe hahahahahahahahahaha


75 posted on 01/31/2014 3:16:32 PM PST by uncitizen (Obama said 'period', but he meant 'asterisk'.)
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76 posted on 01/31/2014 3:26:01 PM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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