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"Pimp sues Nike for $100m because they didn't warn him about dangers of using Air Jordans to stomp on man's face"

1 posted on 01/11/2014 8:48:17 PM PST by Stoat
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They should have warned him they could be considered deadly weapons, otherwise he would not have worn them while stomping the guy.

“Honest, Your Honor; I swear I was NOT using them as a weapon; I was only using them to protect my feet from his splintering bones as I stomped him! This Nike’s fault for not warning me about this!”


49 posted on 01/12/2014 12:18:38 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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This lawsuit would make sense (in a liberals mind)..... we must regulate guns since they kill people therefore we must regulate shoes which can kill people.


51 posted on 01/12/2014 2:28:38 AM PST by Reddy (bho stinks)
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I have been hired as an expert by Nike to stomp on this guy’s face in court barefoot to see if it is any less damaging than if I were wearing the shoes.


52 posted on 01/12/2014 2:59:24 AM PST by Right Wing Assault
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I think the news today could make ‘The Onion’ look like a real newspaper. The pimp should have learn that in school, but I bet he went to school for the girls.


53 posted on 01/12/2014 7:57:44 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (2014theyearofdeadRINOs)
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Don't tell me. Is this another one that could have been Bronco's son? Wonder where this idiot got a name like that? I guess when his mama gave birth he could have been named Mayflower had a moving van passed by.

54 posted on 01/12/2014 12:08:33 PM PST by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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