"Pimp sues Nike for $100m because they didn't warn him about dangers of using Air Jordans to stomp on man's face"
They should have warned him they could be considered deadly weapons, otherwise he would not have worn them while stomping the guy.
“Honest, Your Honor; I swear I was NOT using them as a weapon; I was only using them to protect my feet from his splintering bones as I stomped him! This Nike’s fault for not warning me about this!”
This lawsuit would make sense (in a liberals mind)..... we must regulate guns since they kill people therefore we must regulate shoes which can kill people.
I have been hired as an expert by Nike to stomp on this guy’s face in court barefoot to see if it is any less damaging than if I were wearing the shoes.
I think the news today could make ‘The Onion’ look like a real newspaper. The pimp should have learn that in school, but I bet he went to school for the girls.
Don't tell me. Is this another one that could have been Bronco's son? Wonder where this idiot got a name like that? I guess when his mama gave birth he could have been named Mayflower had a moving van passed by.