***THE FIRST OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD OF 2014***

[wastedyears]

Why is some strange creature pooping rainbows and bleeding out of its eye from the strain?

[Lucky9teen]

Because he’s a liberal

[wastedyears]

Ah nice, Laurel and Hardy.

[relentlessly]

[relentlessly]

Woman: “Do you drink beer?”
Man: “Yes.”
Woman: “How many beers a day?”
Man: “Usually about 3.”
Woman: “How much do you pay per beer?”
Man: “$5.00 which includes a tip.” (This is where it gets scary!)
Woman: “And how long have you been drinking?”
Man: “About 20 years, I suppose.”
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers s a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 ...correct?”
Man: “Correct.”
Woman: “If in 1 year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at about $108,000, correct?”
Man: “Correct.”
Woman: “Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?”
Man: “Do you drink beer?”
Woman: “No.”
Man: “Where’s your Ferrari?”

[CtBigPat]

TOUCH THE RAINBOW!

[ssaftler]

LOL! As I saw your note, my MP3 player was playing “Swanee River Boogie” by a local Norcal Zydeco band. The pony is dancing in almost perfect rhythm to the music.

[a fool in paradise]

Santa caught regifting. Tsk. Tsk.

[Lady Jag]

Please Support FR

[Lucky9teen]

You forgot Tea Bagging... :)