Thank You All for Welcoming Me! [ZOT! Calling Viking Kitties!]

Leslie Cortner

[WVKayaker]

Shoot for 500 comments.

Wow, dude! #420. Like it's that time again!

[TheOldLady]

*Snort* [giggles] [laughs] [smiles] [cough]

I guess not.

[TheOldLady]

Opinions are mixed, but some say it was classygreeneyedblond or some other man posing as a woman.

We’ll just never know now... Except that it was exceptionally thin skinned.

[Conspiracy Guy]

So your the reason she snapped. Never snub a bipolar hesheit. Thanks for snubbing lesliecourtner. ; )

[TheOldLady]

So, do you think I should just borrow the goat?

You'll have to ask the goat. [smiles]

[humblegunner]

I’ve locked him up in the midget shed.

I hope to prevent what happened to the last goat.

What happened, you axe?

Pax_et_him.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Skinless at this point. : )

[TheOldLady]

Would this be a good time for me to introduce myself to this group?

Also

If anyone bothers to welcome me I want to say thank you for making me feel welcome

Welcome to FR! You can call me n00b, since you're ~ two years older than I am on FR.

Because you have given the gift of hysterical laughter, you have more than earned being made welcome.

A great sense of humor -- you has it.

[TheOldLady]

Of course. Everybody has a goat. The trick is keeping others from getting it.

[ToastedHead]

I’m thinking this guy is hoping my brain is pureed in a bus engine. But I get ya, I’ve also been told I am an ass in a warm and friendly way.

[Conspiracy Guy]

You’re the newest poster at FR. I got here 5 years too late to welcome you. Please don’t write an opus.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I’m an ass on a good day. But it upsets me if anyone is mean to me.

[ToastedHead]

Oh! My fav to antagonize, a delicate ass.

This thing is still going? Has the earf stopped spinning?

[Conspiracy Guy]

The earth stopped spinning for a minute. So I faced east and broke wind. Spinning fine now. But I do feel bad for all the people west of Alabama..

[ToastedHead]

I think we are doing our damn best to get this show to the ‘500’ level. However, short of hitting on you I am at a loss as to how to proceed. Please ping me if/when the roast resumes.

[Guenevere]

Yes, a classic thread :)

I was up way too early too!..couldn't sleep.

Good to see you too!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I think the thread has flat lined just like lesliecourtner did. Time to move on. There’s nothing to see here.

[exit82]

Flat-lined?

Why, it’s a mere flesh wound.

[TheOldLady]

It does cook and peel off pretty fast when they’re riding the lightning.

[TheOldLady]

Malicious gossip and LIES!!

Pax couldn’t have eaten a whole goat that fast.

She probably froze most of it and made weeks worth of delicious goat dinners.

As long as she got your goat, that is. Maybe it was someone else?