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Obese Florida Man Is Too Fat To Jail
Jobs & Hire ^ | Nov 04, 2013

Posted on 11/06/2013 2:42:04 PM PST by nickcarraway

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To: Progov

do those pills exist?

I could use a few myself.


21 posted on 11/06/2013 3:21:06 PM PST by GeronL
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To: prisoner6

Great Monk villain.


22 posted on 11/06/2013 3:28:14 PM PST by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
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To: nickcarraway

Wouldn’t you hate it if he visited your house with friends? Whatever piece of furniture he sits on is going to be destroyed.


23 posted on 11/06/2013 3:36:44 PM PST by Avid Coug
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To: nickcarraway

In before Monsieur Creosote.


24 posted on 11/06/2013 3:45:11 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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25 posted on 11/06/2013 3:48:34 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: nickcarraway

Food....it’s a hell of a drug.


26 posted on 11/06/2013 3:48:47 PM PST by windcliff
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27 posted on 11/06/2013 3:50:20 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: nickcarraway
As of late, he is residing in a nursing facility, where a respirator is used to sustain his breathe. Because of this, prosecutors anticipated the medical expenses the facility would incur, so they decided to offer a plea deal.

Yeah, umm, I'm betting We The People are footing the bill either way.

28 posted on 11/06/2013 3:56:31 PM PST by Teacher317 (Obama is failing faster than I can lower my expectations.)
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To: nickcarraway
.... Paging Sheriff Joe Arpaio to the white courtesy phone
29 posted on 11/06/2013 3:58:47 PM PST by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
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To: nickcarraway

Florida is also where we got the "too pretty to go to jail" and "not guilty based on appearance" FR meme.

30 posted on 11/06/2013 4:00:23 PM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Moonman62

And don’t forget the BJ Clinton post-POTUS pardon....


31 posted on 11/06/2013 4:02:46 PM PST by nascarnation
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To: nickcarraway

If that’s the deal, why on earth would he take a plea? All he has to do is insist on trial or that they let him go and don’t press any charges. If they can’t jail him, what are they doing to do if he refuses a plea?


32 posted on 11/06/2013 4:05:58 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Moonman62
still not guilty...
33 posted on 11/06/2013 4:07:52 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: nickcarraway

Simple cure: Remove the respirator.


34 posted on 11/06/2013 4:26:51 PM PST by CodeToad (Irony: Progressives Aren't!)
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To: nickcarraway

Twinkie Defense?


35 posted on 11/06/2013 4:33:50 PM PST by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: andyk

Yep.


36 posted on 11/06/2013 4:55:54 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (We're At That Awkward Stage: It's too late to vote them out, too early to shoot the bastards.)
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