The Man With 6,000 Barbies Can’t Get A Date Because Women Feel Competitive With His Dolls

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[Rebelbase]

I've long suspected my Chucky doll collection causes me the same problem.

[GeronL]

1. Freak
2. It ain’t the dolls that keep women away
3. it’s the freak

[Still Thinking]

The Man With 6,000 Barbies Can’t Get A Date Because Women Feel Competitive With His Dolls he's an incredible dork.

[barmag25]

Maybe he should just come out of the closet. might help his dating problem.

[don-o]

If I think about this any more I will have nightmares.

[rey]

Funny. I worked for a gentleman in Chicago who collected Ken dolls. He had a whole room dedicated to them. He thought it was funny how “gay” most of them looked.

He had an attractive girlfriend and didn’t seem gay to me (I’m a poor judge on the closet ones). He tried to get in to the U.S. Navy after 9/11, but I think he was too old and didn’t really possess any skills the navy needed, though the cruise would have been more fun with all those ken dolls.

[Waryone]

With 6000 girl toys? Do I really have to say it?

(He's gay!)

[Mastador1]

I think he can’t get a date with women because he swings the other way, Barbie dolls aint GI Joe!

[cripplecreek]

Them’s Barbie action figures dammit.

[exDemMom]

Maybe they’re creeped out by all those dolls. I know I would be.

[ConservativeInPA]

Sounds like a fag to me. Maybe that’s the real problem.

[Vigilanteman]

Look on the bright side: It is a LOT cheaper to collect 6000 dolls than it is to marry one.

[jespasinthru]

I read on another website that somebody has come up with these super-realistic sex dolls that look, feel and smell just like a beautiful woman. Except they can’t move or speak, and they cost about as much as a Lexus. If every man could afford one of those things, then the human race would be extinct in about a year.

[GeronL]

put them in fatigues and give them a rifle and he has his own Amazon Battalion to play with

[doc1019]

Yep, you can sell the dolls if you want to get rid of them.

[Vigilanteman]

. . . and they won’t take half your stuff when you do.

[knarf]

There is ONE that might ...

[Mastador1]

He probably likes dressing up as a Amazon, Golden Lasso, Tiara and matching bracelets, all the while singing “ I feel pretty, oh so pretty...”

[GeronL]

lol

[ViLaLuz]

He must be a Brony.