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Hillary Campaign Slogan Chosen: "Hell to Pay"
Posted on 07/30/2013 5:07:44 PM PDT by Talisker
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To: Talisker
How ‘bout “The Bitch Is Back” [apologies to Elton John] ...
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posted on
07/30/2013 6:25:26 PM PDT
by
Lmo56
(If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along on a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to trek up to the farmhouse to explain to the owners what had happened, while she stayed in the car, wanting to avoid trouble at all costs! About an hour later, her driver staggered back to the car, with his clothes in complete disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of very expensive wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared in lipstick!
"What the hell happened to you?" demanded Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and his beautiful two daughters made wild, passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" Hillary asked?
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said to them, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
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posted on
07/30/2013 6:26:46 PM PDT
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To: Talisker
This article is from “who, who, di, who, whoo?”
To: Talisker
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posted on
07/30/2013 6:53:12 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
To: Talisker
Just what this country needs.
We could try to recover from the reign of obamalinsky the metrosexual but the reign of hillaralinsky the bull dagger would finish off the Republic for sure.
I would say that its time for revolution but with sheila jackson-lee as head of DHS we’ll all be in creepy ass cracka camps by then.
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07/30/2013 8:09:09 PM PDT
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43north
(BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED)
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