[Focault's Pendulum]

Juat so you newbies know what you're in for!

[bigheadfred]

[builder]

Well . . . this just stunes my beeber.

[Liberty Valance]

This is big. Really big.

[Politicalmom]

Sounds like the NSA and the IRS.

[piytar]

I know why the weather is so cool in Texas this week: a FR mod is visiting, and he asked Dick Cheney to use his weather dominator.

Don’t mess with the mods...

[Admin Moderator]

Sorry for the late replies, by the way. We've all been sort of busy with the new FR Suborbital Zot Satellite. Eleventy bazillion watts of goodness but we've been having some targeting issues.

On an unrelated note, could you please move 8.3 meters to the northwest? No, no particular reason.

[Fresh Wind]

Since this is a conservative site, why do we have “moderators” instead of “conservators”?

[VRWCarea51]

OPHie, is that you ? ;)

[mrsmith]

moderators

Odor Tamers
Doom Raters
Mad Rooters
Door Master
Rode A Storm
Mr Reads Too
Do Most Rear
Restroom Ad

They still open my CD drive door but that’s about all they do to me now.

[Revolting cat!]

Hardee har har! Reminds me of the Gulag Guard humour!

[sarasmom]

LOL!

[TChad]

The Tinfoil Hat Song:

http://www.eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php

[Political Junkie Too]

We don't need a Moderator. We need a Righterator.

Stand for something!

-PJ

[Alex Murphy]

They...replace Freeper accounts with doubles. For many years they recruited post-alikes who would serve their ends. Now they are perfecting cloning technology that will let them replace anybody. Anyone could really be a replacement. Even your best friend. Those who can't be dealt with any other way are discredited or driven mad. Sometimes, this is a short drive. Sometimes, the Moderator makes the drive as well....

....every thread on Free Republic is a potential path for Moderator messages, attacks or controlling rays. Did you ever stop to think just how many threads you read? And do you have any idea where they really come from? Naturally, they discourage investigation of the strange and unusual, because it might lead to them. But they encourage people to joke about the Moderators. They also post supermarket tabloids, just to make sure that everybody thinks "Hitler's Brain Is Alive!" and "Bigfoot Seen In Hawaii" are just jokes. And they encourage the craziest pseudo-science "researcher" articles they can find, because this tends to discredit legitimate investigators into the unusual.

A popular belief is that the Moderators want power for its own sake. This is true of some of them. But other Moderators exist to support an ideology, to achieve a particular goal, or simply to oppose some other Moderators.

[M Kehoe]

Wow, what an indictment. And it's all true. I wonder if Jim Rob knows about this cabal? Maybe I'll ping him...if I'm still here...

5.56mm

[big'ol_freeper]

[ottbmare]

You are writing about the Mods as if they were humans. They are a force far different from mere humans. Beautiful, awe-inspiring, at times frightening or comforting, mysterious, glowing with unimaginable and incomprehensible power, clothed in light—these are the Mods. People who have the good fortune to see them in real life usually fall to their knees or onto their faces, overcome and half-blinded by the magnificent power they emit.

You know not of what or of whom you speak. They are the Mods and they are above ordinary human considerations. You are not to worship them, for all worship belongs to God, but you should fear and honor them. If they turn their attention to you, be grateful for the opportunity to learn from them.

We can speak to them, but not move them with our inadequate human words. The only things that work to influence them are beer and bacon.

On your knees!

[Nita Nupress]

You left off the numbers. How do i know there are actually 50 items here without having to manually count the items? Numbers are very important in keeping order in the world.

Don’t let this happen again or i may have to put you in timeout.

[Darksheare]

Seems wrong to let this thread languish, alll alone by itself for July.
But... what if it became.... Undead?