Fisherman dies as increasingly aggressive beavers attack people in Belarus

Fox News ^ | 5-31-13

[momtothree]

“The fisherman wanted his photo shot with a beaver”.

Don’t they all?!

[xp38]

In the good old days they were innocuous.

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[GladesGuru]

***Guess Sibelius will have to add another code to the ObamaCare regs. Currently, there’s a code for “Turtle Bites” and “Being Hit by a Turtle”, but nothing on “Beaver Bites”...a gross oversight.***

Any mammalogist could have told that fisherman that the most dangerous beaver is a snapping beaver.

Beaver incisors are self sharpening, resulting in what amounts to a biological chainsaw.

[House Atreides]

Not sure if this is a new incident or re-reporting of an incident some months back.
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Not to worry—Beaver attacks always make interesting copy; and better headlines.

[BerryDingle]

Dealing with Beaver

[Amberdawn]

Scary thought. Don’t wild boars tusks self-sharpen as well?

[Borax Queen]

Gasp, derlly, how could you.

[Darksheare]

They made fun of the tail.
Never make fun of the tail.