Eva Longoria Graduates With a Master's Degree in 'Chicano Studies'

US Weekly ^ | May 22, 2013 AT 6:40PM | Brittany Galla

[Revolting cat!]

I protest! A prize for a wrong answer? Who’s “Hedly Lamar”?

[RedMonqey]

Under the one from the Nigerian Interior Minister...

Usually I just give them my Bank account numbers....

[I cannot think of a name]

La Raza, La Raza, La Raza

All that nonsense started about my senior year in high school. My favorite thing was to sit there an listen while someone went on and on about “La Raza.”

When they finally stopped for air, my favorite comment was always, “you do understand that Mexican is not a race don’t you.”

[who knows what evil?]

I suspect more Americans are familiar with ‘Hedley Lamarr’ than the lady pictured above...

[RedMonqey]

Good thing she is already rich and famous because she’d never find a real job with that degree.

Unless there are "Johns" who have a fetish for getting bored to death in Spanish...

[jjotto]

[rlmorel]

"...Jane Fonda, who attended Longoria's charity event at the Cannes Film Festival wrote of how inspired she is by the actress on a blogpost..."

Well.

One of these two "entertainers" has good looks.

One of these two has a semblance of a brain.

And one of them has neither.

Well, I guess one of them played a big boobed, empty headed spacewoman, and in real life betrayed her country, so that has to count for something.

[RedMonqey]

HaHa!!

Ya’all are just sore losers!!/sarc

(Sticks out tongue)

NaaneeNaanee BooBoooo!!!/Double sarc

[Bratch]

Hedy Lamarr

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Hedy Lamarr
Hedy Lamarr in Algiers (1938)
Born	Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler 9 November 1913 Vienna, Austria-Hungary
Died	19 January 2000 (aged 86) Casselberry, Florida, U.S.
Occupation	Actor, inventor
Years active	1930–1958
Spouse(s)	Fritz Mandl (m. 1933–1937; divorced) Gene Markey (m. 1939–1941; divorced; 1 child) John Loder (m. 1943–1947; divorced; 2 children) Teddy Stauffer (m. 1951–1952; divorced) W. Howard Lee (m. 1953–1960; divorced) Lewis J. Boies (m. 1963–1965; divorced)

Hedy Lamarr (pron.: /ˈhɛdi/; 9 November 1913 – 19 January 2000) was an Austro-American actress and mathematician, celebrated for her great beauty, who was a major contract star of MGM's "Golden Age."^[1]

Mathematically talented,^[2] Lamarr and composer George Antheil invented an early technique for spread spectrum communications and frequency hopping, necessary for wireless communication from the pre-computer age to the present day.^[3][4]

When she worked with Max Reinhardt in Berlin, he called her the "most beautiful woman in Europe" due to her "strikingly dark exotic looks," a sentiment widely shared by her audiences and critics.^[5][6][7] She gained fame after starring in Gustav Machatý's Ecstasy, a film which featured closeups of her character during orgasm in one scene, as well as full frontal nude shots of her in another scene, both very unusual for the socially conservative period in which the bulk of her career took place.

[RedMonqey]

‘Hedley Lamarr’

(Red Slaps forehead)

That's‘Hedley Lamarr’

Forgot about "Blazin' Saddles..

[Kozak]

It means she can make an authentic taco and do the Mexican Hat dance...

[RedMonqey]

Taggart: I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We’ll kill the first born male child in every household.
Hedley Lamarr: [after some consideration] Too Jewish.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Any degree with “studies” in its name basically qualifies you to work as a barista. Maybe a Chicano Studies degree leads to a lifetime working at a taqueria?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Goldarnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use yer tongue purtier’n a twenty-dollar whore!

[DustyMoment]

Oh barf!

In fact, DOUBLE barf!!

[twister881]

Hedy "That's Hedley!” Lamarr, great screen beauty, actress, mathematician, and inventor of spread spectrum (read: frequency hopping) technology...what a built!

[SoothingDave]

According to California State University's website, Chicano Studies is a "field that advances a critical understanding of the Chicana/o and Latina/o experience in the United States. Courses reflect a multidisciplinary approach to the understanding of Chicana/o and Latina/o histories, politics, culture, language and education."

Must be tedia/ous ha/oving to consta/ontly spea/ok in sla/oshes. And why always "a" before "o?" Isn't that sexist? Shouldn't half the examples by o/a?

[SeminoleCounty]

Chicano Studies = Hispanic Ku Klux Klan Racism

She has a degree in Aztlan and Reconquista.

I don’t blame Tony Parker for fooling around on this racist puta. Chicano Studies/La Raza is anti-black as well

[SeminoleCounty]

Kinesiology is just a fancy term for Physical Education....yep La Raza Eva has a BS in PE

[SeminoleCounty]

Spent childhood in El Paso. We were probably the last anglos to live close to Jefferson HS, the first place I lived in EP as an infant....after coming from Germany at 5 months old. Lived in many different parts of city

And yes...we are quite versed in Chicano Studies