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Man Arrested For Overnight Grocery Store Feast Of Whipped Cream, Steak, Shrimp, And Beer
Consumerist ^ | May 15, 2013 | Laura Northrup

Posted on 05/15/2013 5:38:10 PM PDT by Pan_Yan

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Par - tay!
1 posted on 05/15/2013 5:38:10 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

It’s the end of the world as we know it ....
so I’m locking myself in the Publix.


2 posted on 05/15/2013 5:39:27 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: Pan_Yan
I've been to worse parties.

/johnny

3 posted on 05/15/2013 5:41:07 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Pan_Yan

Sounds like the only thing he was missing is the cashier. (ba dum dum)


4 posted on 05/15/2013 5:42:21 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: Pan_Yan
"57 cans of Reddi-Whip"

Hey, sucked one down for every one of Zero's states.

5 posted on 05/15/2013 5:43:30 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Pan_Yan
Police say that he also relieved himself on… himself

i always heard you weren't having fun until you get some on you

6 posted on 05/15/2013 5:43:48 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
"57 cans of Reddi-Whip"

I don't care how lactose tolerant you are, that's a lot of volcanic hershey squirting right there.

7 posted on 05/15/2013 5:44:47 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: Pan_Yan


He looks satisfied!
8 posted on 05/15/2013 5:44:53 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Q: The worst president in US history?)
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To: JRandomFreeper

when i party alone i prefer to be by myyysellllf


9 posted on 05/15/2013 5:45:53 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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10 posted on 05/15/2013 5:46:02 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Pan_Yan

That was a My Name Is Earl episode. Well, kind of.


11 posted on 05/15/2013 5:48:01 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
he prolly just sucked the nitrous oxide off the top of the cans...
12 posted on 05/15/2013 5:49:38 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Pan_Yan

Can’t decide if he should be arrested or be the next host challenge to Adam Richman on Man vs food.

Or maybe a visit from Guy Fieri on Dinners dives and drive-ins.


13 posted on 05/15/2013 5:52:43 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Doogle
I have two cats that look just like that right now, except that it's not a tree on the serengeti but a tempur-pedic in the bedroom. the look of contented bliss is pretty much the same, though.

CC

14 posted on 05/15/2013 6:00:38 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: FatherofFive

Apparently the store didn’t have any of those in stock.


16 posted on 05/15/2013 6:15:39 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: FatherofFive

thats just wrong...i give it two thubs up


17 posted on 05/15/2013 6:16:08 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: Pan_Yan
"The local news outlet that reported on this story didn’t share how he cooked the steaks and shrimp: was he operating a gas or charcoal grill indoors, or using something like a George Foreman grill?"

No deli (or even a bakery) section to cook in?

18 posted on 05/15/2013 6:23:12 PM PDT by nralife
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To: bigheadfred

I give it three.


19 posted on 05/15/2013 6:23:54 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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