4/23 - Orlando, FL: Woman crawls into random home through doggie door. Homeowners come home and find her nude in the bathtub asking to use the phone.
4/24 - Daytona Beach, FL: Woman says she is God and lights a gas station on fire.
4/26 - Gainesville, FL: Man takes his clothes off in front of cops and asks them to cut his penis off. Tasered 6 times with no effects.
“Florida.” Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.