Posted on 04/29/2013 1:42:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
“when his wife opened the door for him, he quickly became suspicious “
Which “door” are we talking about here?
actually, that would depend on your point of view.
personally, i approve of justice being meted out expeditiously
... was shocked to find another guy in his bedroom, without shorts.
Suddenly wired, he switched into action and cut their power.
I hope he gets off light.
It's never a Faraday when this sort of thing happens. I'm sure that he must have met with some resistance from the other man in his ohm and that the knife wound hertz! Sometimes these thing just go in cycles.
I have that picture on my desktop PC at work.
At first, people see it and start to say, “Why do you have a picture of a couple......”
Their eyes widen, and...
“Oh, CRAP!”
LOL!!! Those arranged mosselimb marriages work so well in the long run....Ummmm...the short run? This is really a short one! :-)
No, he got the short end of the deal.
Talk about your honeymoon being short-circuited!
That would certainly bring an electrifying end to his honeymoon!
And here he thought the sparks would fly in bed! (rimshot!)
I'll be here all week, be good to your waiters and waitresses -- try the fish.
At least one thing’s for sure ... his wife wasn’t an AC kinda gal ... she preferred DC!
story reads funny...did the guy have 2 wives ?
I guess the honeymoon’s over.
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