Posted on 04/12/2013 8:53:24 PM PDT by Altariel
“Dogs are morons. My neighbors dog barks at rocks. I hate him.”
Good Lord. You must have gone to public school. “Dogs” should be the plural, not “dog’s.” And it should be “neighbor’s dog” not “neighbors dog.”
Were you sick that day in the 1st grade when most of us had this?
Agreed. I have two cats and a dog. I could not choose between them. This is a stupid study. Who funded it?
Have you always been a dog loving putz or did you have to take classes?
Your point was well made but I don’t think hyenas are dogs. They seem to be something between a canine and a feline.
If no one has mentioned it before (I haven't read all the comments yet) here it is -
That's because dogs want to please while cats just playing with ‘study scientists’ (messing with the researchers brains), you know.
“Old Dogs and Children and Watermelon Wine.” This about sums it up as recollected by Tom T. Hall.
"And in a conclusion bound to set tongues wagging, it adds: "Cats are good if you have an infestation of rodents."
Yup, cats joined the human community when farming (and grain storage) was invented..........when farmers found out that "rodents" love stored grain.
Most of the "story" is garbage. Cats can do pretty much anything a dog can.....it just takes more time to train them to do it.
Creation story....when God made man, he was attempting to get himself the equivalent of a dog. What he got was the equivalent of a cat..... :^)
As a professional vocal coach, I would say that the husky has better technique, but the elk-hound is more original and understated in his phrasing.
Together, they demonstrate the traditional “Call and Response” format so typical of both High Church Antiphony and the Blues.
I actually trained my Border Collie(RIP) to sing Opera.
:-)
Kitteh Vocalization is another thing altogether!
If another black plague comes, via a terrorist attack, cats will be highly regarded as rat killers. During the middle ages people with cats seemed to not catch the plague and cats gained much respect. Having said that I have 2 dogs, which serve as my home security system. I don’t need a high tech monitoring system.
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Carnivora
Suborder: Feliformia
Family: Hyaenidae
Gray, 1821
The elkhound is howling.
Siberean Husky
Norwegian Elkhound
I just wasted 30 minutes perusing Mishka’s Videos!
LOLOLOL!
You’re right, sorry. ALWAYS assume some sarcasm.
A dog will work for his food. The cat thinks he is entitled to it.
LMAO!
Nope, hyenas aren’t canine (although they resemble dogs), and they most certainly aren’t feline. They belong to their own family.
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-striped_hyena.html
That's what they do! They're nature's perfect little killers, and we love them for it.
5.56mm
And that’s exactly what Fluffy or “Grumpy Cat” would do to you, were they lion or tiger sized.
;)
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