What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[ArGee]

I'm on a roll.

Which is disappointing. I asked for an english muffin.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

Elen failed the permit test again. Tom failed the driving test. Now maybe he’ll listen to me when I tell him to signal his turns, huh?

[Silentgypsy]

Good morning! Wet here. Lotsa errands to run today. Hope y'all have a great day!

Has Elen recovered somewhat?

[Silentgypsy]

Morning!

[no-to-illegals]

Morning .. it is a Great Day to Tell the Truth.

[ArGee]

Why? Is it “politicians keep silent” day?

[no-to-illegals]

They (the politicians) get up late most days ArGee. Early in ... for us paying attention maybe will equal an early out.

[Silentgypsy]

Now I understand why you report that you’ve cheated death once again after having been driven to Wal Mart by Tom. What time is your Mom arriving? Are you going to a special brunch on Mother’s Day?

[no-to-illegals]

The server just activated strangely. Burps bookmark. Now is gone again, I pray. May that little burp (that came) be gone.

Have a Great Day everyone ... East Bound and Down ... Here.

[ArGee]

[ArGee]

I REALLY need to get shopping!!!

[Monkey Face]

Oh. My. Golly.

Elen needs to take a break from trying. She is too apprehensive. She needs to relax.

Tom? I think he needs to know he’s not the only person on the road. I see people make turns or change lanes with nary a signal, but I’m too afraid of the person behind me to do that. You never know what they will do, especially on the freeway.

I hope both the kids do better the next try.

[Monkey Face]

Shouldn’t the two triangular buttons on the right say, “LOL?”

[Tax-chick]

Bill and Anoreth both passed these things the first time. I don’t know what’s wrong with these two!

Tom isn’t a rotten driver, but he just doesn’t want to do what I tell him to. He’s just too full of himself. “Signal!” I say, when it’s time. “I’m going to,” he says. “You should have done it before I mentioned it.” I reply. That’s what the driving examiner said, too!

[Monkey Face]

See how that works? Tom’s brain is filled with other things far more important than merely learning to signal properly TO AVOID AN ACCIDENT.

I told LabLady that every time she passed another car and cut in front of them, she was literally betting her life on the fact that the car that is now behind her has good brakes. It’s the same thing with signaling. If Tom doean’t signal his intentions, he is literally betting his life that the car he is cutting off has good brakes as well as good reaction times. It’s a jungle out there.

[null and void]

The word you are looking for might be ‘dynamo’...

[null and void]

I swear I hear the sound of beating wings!

Black helicopters?

[null and void]

It’s too early for an Adult Beverage

Mimosas and Bloody Marys are socially acceptable with breakfast.

Just sayin'...

[ArGee]

Most people mess up signaling because they’re thinking “When am I required by law to signal?” They aren’t thinking, “When might it be helpful to the clueless driver behind me to know that I’m considering a turn?” If more people thought like that, the signaling would be more useful and natural.

I will say I get really annoyed when I forget to signal and Mrs. ArGee points it out (she NEVER misses) and there was nobody on the road. It’s a SIGNAL. If there’s nobody to receive it, there’s no point in sending it.

[ArGee]

Spider - er - Barbie. SpiderBarbie. Does whatever a Spider can...