No Tinfoil needed

[ArGee]

We need to grow this party to an appropriate size.

Oh, no. I'm not going there again. The last time I had an appropriate sized party the ensuing gravitational mess destroyed Krypton. Of course, it was good that Clark came here, but he was really ticked at me (lightened up because this is a family thread) and I barely survived his fury.

The flamethrower was no help whatsoever.

Let's keep this party below the mass of a small moon, shall we?

[Tax-chick]

Now that it’s light here, I can report 42 and mostly cloudy, with an unpleasant north wind. My next fun thing will be going to the dentist, but I’m so tired that I expect I will (in the manner of the highly efficient Anoreth) sleep through it.

[ArGee]

We gonna have to get Joe another beer. He burnt the last one.

Er, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't beer what we put in the fridge to use as bait? It's gonna be tough to get another beer without letting all the boys free.

Anyway, in that case he can't cook at the brisket BBQ event. Beer is too precious to waste that way.

[Silentgypsy]

I fell asleep in the dentist’s chair once. I worked nights at the time and they let me sleep because they felt sorry for me.

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you! Please see PM for additional info.

[no-to-illegals]

Do we really have to invite Moonbeam and his crowd? ArGee I believe you are correct. We should not invite them.

[no-to-illegals]

Beer is too precious to waste that way.

Joe ... I'm not certain what ArGee meant but I digress I'm not going near that refrigerator.

[Tax-chick]

I’m getting up at 4:00 now, to get housework done before taking Elen to driving practice. It’s wiping me out, especially since I don’t sleep well at night no matter when I get to bed.

[no-to-illegals]

Lady Madonna is on her way to provide the entertainment.

[no-to-illegals]

ten more?

[Silentgypsy]

Isn’t the rule, “You torch it, you eat it”? Maybe I got it mixed up w/something else. Really having a hard time getting into gear today. The alphabet supervision and bathroom window guard should probably be delegated to n2i since he seems to be the expert on such matters.

[no-to-illegals]

brisket on and flamethrower is cooking the brisket. Forget your blues and come party?

[Silentgypsy]

At least he’s not setting the rocks on fire.

[no-to-illegals]

that's me an ex-pert. Was head and shoulders once. Got kind of soapy. Being a pert though ... forgive me the flamethrower? Head be all fired up.

[no-to-illegals]

shush ... that fire on rocks thing and Face called me a rock yesterday.

[Silentgypsy]

Can we delegate responsibility for the guest list and invitations to you? I couldn’t begin to estimate the UTers’ mass.

[Silentgypsy]

No problem. We have three fridges. One to keep Delvis and Oliver contained, one for the beer, and one for the assortment of cold horses’ doovers.

[no-to-illegals]

Joe your fresh beer is on the way.

[ArGee]

that's me an ex-pert.

I thought it was:

ex - as in "former"
spurt - as in "drip under pressure."

[Silentgypsy]

Ay yi yi! When’s Elen going to complete driving practice? One would think, with your schedule, that you’d sleep like a rock. I wonder what’s messing up your sleep.