Posted on 03/07/2013 6:49:03 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Happy Birthday Pastor Charles!!!
I just about fell off my chair!
SUZANNE
Suzanne takes you down to her place with indoor plumbing
You can hear the Butts go by
You can spend the night expelling
Cause you know that shes got two-ply
And thats why you want to be there
And she gives you toilet paper
That comes marked For Marshall County
And just when you mean to ask her
That you wonder how she got it
Then she gets you on her toilet
And she lets the paper answer
That you really want to use more
And you dont care how she got it
And you dont care if shes fined
And you know that she will get more
For youve touched her toilet paper to your behind.
"Hey, you're only 40 in business years."
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