Global Warming Snow Hits Northeast

2-9-13 | Retired Texas Vet

[KarlInOhio]

Did the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, Al Gore, show up in Boston to talk about the earth having a fever right before tropicalblizzardsmowmageddon Nemo hit?

[Standing Wolf]

Apparently a CNN reporterette seriously questioned whether global warming attracts asteroids.

Sure. Heck, yes, and it also causes cancer, in-grown toe nails, paint fading and blistering on cars, cracked sidewalks, broken glasses in the dish washer, loss of taste in chewing gum, ther terrible rise of smoking among teen-agers, crab grass in yards, attention defecit disorder, outbreaks of prostitute renting and flagrant dishonesty among our elected misrepresentatives, shark attacks on popular beaches, hurricanes, violence along the Mexican border, the soaring cost of gasoline, and...

[GeronL]

lol!

[beethovenfan]

He’s not a horseman, he’s a horse’s ass.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Does it need more cowbell?

[TigersEye]

The cowbell! I can’t pick up the cowbell, it’s burning hot!!!

[ConservativeStatement]

I heard a reporter somewhere say that the snow is going to feel like it is “coming out of a fire hose, literally.” I wasn't sure whether to laugh or not, literally.

[SaraJohnson]

...electric generator plants had been working at full capacity because of the recent Artic cold spell.

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You must be mistaken. According to the watermelons, the Artic is warm now. The cold could not have come from there. It’s in the “scientific” climate models. Ask Algore.

[Intolerant in NJ]

Thw weatheries said we were going to have about six inches of snow here in our part of south Jersey - we had a costing - yet they can tell us with great assurance that the sealevel is going to rise exactly forty-two inches when the average temperature goes up 3.2 degrees fifty years from now - it’s amazing.....

[Jack Hammer]

In what is being dubbed a surprise development, this Global Warming snow has been measured as being well frozen at fifty degrees Fahrenheit, and climate scientists are speculating that Planetary Global Warming has actally raised the freezing point of water.

Naturally, the federal government has awarded a substantial grant for the study of this potentially significant discovery.

[Dutch Boy]

I spent 4 hours shoveling on Friday and Saturday. It was definitely not warm.

[jimsin]

THINK as you might MR RTV G.W.denyer man...ME? I have proof postive there REALLY IS such a thing as Globalbalony Warmin. Why am i so sure? I am so sure because once i heard a top truth teller over ON MSNBC... that tingly feller i think it was....He was a rantin and ravin' at the G. W. DENYERS. He said.....get this...

'THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD THEIR ASHTRAY'

Hell i snuffed out my Cohiba (look it up) that very damn minute...in sympathy for and with the global struggle we must all wage against the RICH Capitalist REPUBLICAN POLLUTERS.... that walk amongst us..I reserve the balance of my time....

[353FMG]

You must be living near my brother in the Worcester, MA (pronounce WHOOSTER!) area.

Told him back in the 80’s to move to TX.