Posted on 01/04/2013 5:11:46 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Judith: [on Stan's desire to be a mother] Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
(FWIW: I think we should be using that clip against the LGBQRSTUVWXYZ agenda all the time.)
[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
People need to stop blaming violence on my favorite TV shows and movies or I SWEAR I’m gonna kill someone.
of course she shouldn’t be driving. she’s not wearing shoes!
I didn't think you needed to wear shoes to drive. I just thought you couldn't be in something slippery like socks.
When I lived in Florida I drove barefoot all the time, especially to and from the beach. It didn't seem safe to have those flip-flops on.
That's not silliness, BTW. That's the truf.
OMG LOLOLOLOLOL!
Ya’. Ya’ gotta be careful ‘bout dat dere OFST, ‘specially readin’ it at der work place. It can make ya’ laugh out loud and get in der trouble. But it is good for what ails ya’.
My favorite one is when Mom is explaining to Dash that everyone is “special in some way,” and he replies, “That’s just another way of saying no one is.”
Posting from my phone’s browser, when I pressed post it didn’t do anything, so I hit it again, and again, and again, then my phone crashed, too much silliness I guess! ;-)
...and a vegan, a hypocrite, and a liberal.
Just a reminder for friends and family: At this time of the year, when the roadblocks come up with great regularity, I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before; I took a cab home.
Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it’s in my garage.....Ho - Ho - Ho!
Written like a true liberal :)
I don’t know about other states, it is illegal in mi to drive barefoot, or in any shoes without a back.
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