Used to be a saying
“All that meat and no potatoes”
Now picture said lady getting home, preparing dinner and the old man saying “How come this steak tastes like fish”?
Old man driving down the road hits a skunk
Wife starts screaming at him, he goes back, she examines and finds it is still alive but shaking.
She picks it up and say “Lets go to the Vet, the poor thing acts like it is freezing to death”....
“Put it under your skirt, it will keep him warm”
“What about the smell”?
“He will get used to it, I did”.....