[martin_fierro]

“But it isn’t a midden or shitheap now. It is a perfect rural hamlet with thatched cottages and idyllic Dorset countryside.

It's well-fertilized, this we know.

[RichInOC]

Okay, am I the only one with XTC’s “Mayor of Simpleton” playing in my head?

“...I may be the mayor of Shitterton, but I know one thing and that’s I love you....”