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[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

[Clay Moore]

[ken in texas]

Poor Joe. No one seems to respect him.

[r-q-tek86]

From on old OFST regular via FaceBook...

secret to enjoying a good wine: 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breath; 2. If it does not look like it is breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

[a fool in paradise]

Herb Alpert's 'Whipped Cream Lady' now 76, living in Longview and looking back (August 15, 2012)

[a fool in paradise]

[unique1]

[workerbee]

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!

[unique1]

[Tau Food]

“Spoons made me fat.”

I really, really like that one! Thanks for posting that.

[a fool in paradise]

Nom nom nom

[Mind Freed]

I always knew that those damn spoons were evil! Don't forget about those dinner Knives either, helping people all over this great country cut up the meat of those poor cows. I would like to propose C.O.C.K.S.

Committee Opposed to Commerce of Knives and Spoons

More people need to be aware of this sensitive issue.

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

[a fool in paradise]

HA!HA!HA!HAHAHAHA!

[sockhead]

Seven Degrees of Joe

FIRST DEGREE
Joe and his wife were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. Joe picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles
from here!’ and hung up.
His wife said, ‘Who was that?’
Joe answered, ‘I don’t know, some guy wanting to know if the coast is clear.’

SECOND DEGREE
Joe and his wife are walking down the street. The wife notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’
Joe says, ‘Here, let me see!’
So, Joe’s wife hands him the compact.
Joe looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’

THIRD DEGREE
Joe suspected his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and
buys a gun. He goes to his home unexpectedly and when he opens the
door he finds her in the arms of some guy. Joe is really
angry. He pulls out the gun and puts it to his head.
His wife yells, ‘No, honey, don’t do it!!!’
Joe replies, ‘Shut up, you’re next!’

FOURTH DEGREE
Joe was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals.
He proudly says, ‘Go ahead, ask me, ... I know ‘em all.’
Someone says, ‘OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin ?’
Joe replies, ‘That’s easy .. it’s W.’

FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did Joe ask his single daughter when she told him she was pregnant?
A: ‘How do you know it’s yours?’

SIXTH DEGREE
When Joe was in college his Government class professor asked if he knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.
Joe pondered the question then, finally, said, ‘That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware ...’

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home Joe was shocked to find his house
ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
Joe ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop
and his dog, then moaned, ‘I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!’

[al_c]

[MeekMom]

re: 42
Priceless