[Daffynition]

David A. Hemler

Race: Caucasian
Sex: Male
Height/Weight: 5'11"/121-150 lbs.
Date of Birth: 19 Feb 63
Place of Birth: Pennsylvania
Eyes/Hair: Brown/Hazel
Scars/Distinguishing Features: None
Matter Investigated: Security issue
Last Known Unit and Base: 6913th Electronic Security Squadron, Augsburg, Germany
Date of Desertion: 10 Feb 84
NCIC #: W347691778

[alarm rider]

This twit is a traitor, he deserves what all traitors deserve. He probably won’t get it, but he should spend the rest of his life wondering.

[Catmom]

Hope he stays there. He obviously thinks it’s “better.”