Posted on 06/12/2012 11:00:01 PM PDT by Daffynition
LOL; good one!
EXCEPT for those of us with discriminating taste, who prefer the "sweet, tangy" elixir, of Miracle Whip over (yuk) Mayonnaise.
No "penance" here; no purgatory; just "good eats!" lol
50 ways to use bacon:
1. Make a good old BLT sandwich, of course.
2. Bacon cheeseburgers will make anyone’s mouth water. Meat topped with more meat? Perfection!
3. Bacon-wrapped tater tots would go perfectly with that bacon cheeseburger!
4. Roast a bacon-wrapped turkey for Sunday dinner.
5. Make delicious bacon pastry slices.
6. Add a punch of flavor to your creamed spinach recipe.
7. Make your own hot bacon dressing to use on lettuce, cabbage, or even potato salad!
8. Entertaining? Whet your guests’ appetites with the bacon-cheese fundido appetizer.
9. Indulge in a bar of dark chocolate infused with the flavor of applewood smoked bacon as a special treat.
10. Maple bacon cupcakes will make your mouth water.
11. And if you liked those, try a bacon chocolate chip cookie with maple cinnamon glaze.
12. It’s not real, southern cornbread unless there’s bacon grease in it.
13. Visit The Plaid Mushroom’s e-shop to smother your lips with bacon lip balm made with real bacon oil, refined from bacon. (The link is to a listing that was reserved for a certain buyer, but contact theplaidmushroom to ask for your own listing.)
14. Join the bacon of the month club to have artisan bacon delivered to your door 12 times a year.
15. The beautiful city of Charleston, South Carolina gives us bacon-flavored cotton candy.
16. Enjoy a bacon martini with any meal.
17. Use bacon to dress up your leftovers for a second visit to the dinner table.
18. Whip up a tasty bacon asparagus quiche with Swiss cheese for dinner.
19. Cook bacon into the shape of cups and fill with lettuce and tomato for a breadless BLT.
20. Stay warm by wrapping a giant fleece bacon scarf around yourself.
21. Even if you’re a vegetarian and/or keep a kosher diet, you can still enjoy the taste of bacon salt, because, as the manufacturers say: “Everything should taste like bacon.”
22. If pork-covered pork appeals to you, you may also enjoy the bacon-wrapped deep-fried hot dog.
23. Trim your holiday tree with joyful ceramic bacon ornaments.
24. Add a new twist to stuffed peppers by wrapping them in bacon.
25. Get the morning off to a good start with beer cheese muffins with bacon cream cheese frosting.
26. Impress your guests with deceptively simple bacon-wrapped “crabette” appetizers.
27. A bacon-y take on an Asian favorite: bacon and bok choy potstickers.
28. Weave and bake bacon into edible placemats.
29. Then, use the woven bacon to augment your grilled cheese experience.
30. The Bacon Explosion is to die for!
31. Bacon and date appetizers will be the hit of your party.
32. Bacon egg salad croissants put a new spin on an old favourite.
33. Then, have a bowl of bacon ice cream for dessert.
34. Then use an actual bacon bandage to cover your own boo-boos.
35. Or wake up to cooking bacon with the bacon alarm clock, which is appropriately shaped like a pig’s face.
36. Add it to your bathroom in the form of bacon-printed toilet tissue.
37. Then, use it to wash up afterward.
38. Bacon popcorn is a deliciously salty, crunchy snack!
39. Try your hand at making your own bacon.
40. Enjoy barbecue-baked beans with bacon alongside your BLT.
41. Cook up a bacon buffet every imaginable party appetizer you ever dreamed about!
42. Corn and bacon chowder sounds like the perfect soup to warm you up on the last chilly evenings before summer!
43. Strawberry bacon spinach salad will make you the star of any potluck.
44. Salty bacon will complement the sweet honey dressing in this imitation crab salad.
45. Try poached pears stuffed with blue cheese and baked with bacon.
46. Or try the same combo of flavors in a pear, blue cheese, bacon pizza.
47. Take a look at this bacon-filled quiche. It’ll really make your mouth water.
48. See who comes out on top with an action-figure wrestling match between Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu.
49. Smooth caramel topped with crunchy bacon: Does that sound delicious or disgusting? Try it and let us know.
50. Try many other bacon dishes suggested by foodnerd, including bacon fluffernutter sandwiches, bacon cups with macaroni and cheese, bacon-pepper-cheese scones, and more!
Funny. They list every measurement except the one that counts...CARBS.
“That’s not as good as my invention of ice cream mixed with pre-chewed chewing tobacco and that jelly you find in canned hams.”
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LOL! Literally. My dog started barking at me, wondering what was going on.
pre-chewed chewing tobacco... mmm mmm good! :)
Mr Bacon and Monsieur Tofu? LOL!
And as for this: “If pork-covered pork appeals to you, you may also enjoy the bacon-wrapped deep-fried hot dog.”, well, my dog probably thinks I’m a lunatic at this point, because I can’t stop laughing.
You have quite the creative mind, CVV! :)
Threads like this is one reason why I love FR. :)
I love #49. Caramel and salt (bacon) go beautifully together. It’s one of the hottest desserts in NYC restaurants. It really does work.
Hmmmm....
Since sausage tastes delicious with pancake syrup, maybe it wouldn’t be that bad.
It’s the ice cream that throws me off. I could easily eat a piece of bacon dipped in caramel and not be thrown by that. But add ice cream? Blech.
I like bacon and peanut butter sandwiches and I like peanut butter sandwiches with hot peppers so I’m guessing the bacon sundae might be worth a shot.
I have to wonder sometimes if these photos are real or photoshopped. Seriously though, why would she be caught in a picture weilding a shovel like a spear from an African tribe???
(Ironically the woman pictured in Africa with a machete actually does look happy)
With Michelle Obama being the First Lady of the White House, she would arguably have a lot more to be happy about. Her pissed off expression reminds me of Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son but now comparing the 2 expressions of theirs, MO looks more pissed than her even.
So my question stands, was this a real pic of MO or was it photoshopped?
You'd think she'd be smiling since it is obviously a photo op as she isn't actually working as you'll notice the absence of sweat and the just idea alone that she is working for the "children" (what is it some function related to the "Let's Move" campaign of hers?) you'd think she'd at least attempt to appear happy.
ps. is that Sahsa or Malia in the backround in say 3-5 years from now?
Bacon wrapped Hot Italian Sausage and Bacon wrapped Brats grilled to perfection. They were excellent to say the least!
When I think BLT, “tangy” is the last thing that comes to mind.
When I met my Wife, she loved Miracle Whip. It took a decade, but I got her completely off the stuff. LOL
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