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Darth Vader Arrested for Attempted Robbery
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| Kirsten Crow
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Posted on 02/16/2012 7:28:02 PM PST by Sensei Ern
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Here is Darth as a young gang banger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWm2iy3UXRg
To: DarthVader
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posted on
02/16/2012 7:53:23 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
To: Sensei Ern
Clerk: “I find your latex face disturbing!”
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posted on
02/16/2012 7:55:17 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(The Force has strong-armed this one...)
To: Sensei Ern
“When Childress reached around the counter to the register, the clerk knocked the mask off his face”
*****
A feat that Obi wan nor Luke could do.
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posted on
02/16/2012 7:56:41 PM PST
by
max americana
(Buttcrack Obama is an idiot)
To: Sensei Ern
That wasn’t me.
That was somebody that looks like me.
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posted on
02/16/2012 8:01:53 PM PST
by
darth
To: max americana
The force is strong in this cashier.
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posted on
02/16/2012 8:11:25 PM PST
by
AnTiw1
To: mikrofon
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posted on
02/16/2012 8:15:13 PM PST
by
AnTiw1
To: All
Vader: Luke, I am your father. Succumb to the dark side and give me your Imperial credits.
Luke: (cashire): Huhh????
Vader: WHO YOUR DADDY NOW SUCKA (points blaster). Fork over the creds!!!
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posted on
02/16/2012 8:15:44 PM PST
by
ak267
To: Sensei Ern
Ok, I want to play too.
"This IS the criminal you are looking for."
To: Sensei Ern
Ok, I want to play too.
"This IS the criminal you are looking for."
To: Old Sarge
That’s not me. He is a imposter. I will pay him a visit and crush his larynx with the power of the dark side of the force.
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posted on
02/16/2012 8:47:30 PM PST
by
DarthVader
(Politicians govern out of self interest, Statesmen govern for a Vision greater than themselves)
To: Sensei Ern
“The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader.”
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posted on
02/16/2012 9:36:04 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: Sensei Ern
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posted on
02/16/2012 10:56:47 PM PST
by
SirLurkedalot
(Live Free Or Die)
To: Sensei Ern
“...behaved as though he had a weapon...”
Light saber?
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posted on
02/16/2012 11:41:05 PM PST
by
free-in-nyc
(Freeping from the heart of the occupation)
To: Sensei Ern
Between this and the “Osama bin Laden had stoned fantasies about marrying Whitney Houston” thread, the entertainment value of the headlines tonight is higher than usual...
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posted on
02/16/2012 11:49:11 PM PST
by
free-in-nyc
(Freeping from the heart of the occupation)
To: Sensei Ern; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
02/17/2012 12:24:02 AM PST
by
Morgana
(I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
To: Sensei Ern
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posted on
02/17/2012 2:31:34 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: Sensei Ern
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posted on
02/17/2012 2:32:19 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: Sensei Ern
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posted on
02/17/2012 2:32:47 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: Sensei Ern
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posted on
02/17/2012 2:34:23 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
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