Til death do us part: Marriage to dead girlfriend draws mixed reaction

MSNBC ^ | 1-21-12

[Oztrich Boy]

Those wacky Mormons

[momtothree]

“I hope he made her sign a pre nuptial...”

Gosh... I hope they don’t have children. /s

[dalereed]

Maybe she was rich and all he wanted was her money!

[tflabo]

Corpse Bride.

[Pollster1]

She's cute and seems like the quiet type, but she also looks a bit cold or even frigid.

[tflabo]

Just look for the black hearse with the just married on the back window and tin cans tied to the bumper.

[formosa]

If he really wanted to marry her, he would slit his wrists and climb into the casket with her.

[bleach]

Just Buried..

[beaversmom]

Sort of related:

Death And The Victorians
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ma4qEq9_28

[laker_dad]

"I love the dead before they're cold They're bluing flesh for me to hold Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing..."

Alice Cooper

[Ditter]

There was a story on the History Channel about a creepy guy in New Orleans who did the same thing. He even dug her up and kept her body at his house and did Heaven knows what with her.

(I just threw up in my mouth a little just thinking about it)

[SamAdams76]

So how did the groom manage to get past the "Til Death Do We Part" clause?

Also, wouldn't it suck if the mother-in-law was still around to check for dust on top of the refrigerator and nag him about not making enough money?

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I think I read that.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

She looks like she’s a little on the decomposing side.

*Shudder*

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I heard about this man. Wasn’t he a doctor?

I believe this happened in the early 1900’s.

[Ditter]

I don’t remember if he was a doctor or not but it did happen around 1900 in New Orleans. Creepy creepy! The History Channel didn’t say he had sex with the dead woman but they indicated as much. I can’t even imagine, hot humid climate, dead body laying around your house barf barf!

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Barf barf is right! I’ve never smelled a dead body but I know it’s BAD.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Bob Gunton,my hearthrob,played him on Broadway in ‘Evita’.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Bob Gunton,my heartthrob,played him on Broadway in ‘Evita’.

[Ditter]

My husband is a rancher and a cow dies in the pasture occasionally, you don’t want to get down wind of that! I always wondered if a dead cow smells different than a dead human. Maybe some one will come on here and tell us.