Those had to be made by aliens!
Posted on 01/16/2012 9:06:28 AM PST by Theoria
I moved aboard a small cruising sailboat I picked up for a song just when the economy hit, and I’m glad I did. I’m a neo-viking in search of a fjord just far enough away that my nanny can no longer protect and serve me.
Those had to be made by aliens!
OK, now I get it. it’s Monday and my humor sense took a while to recoup from the weekend.......
*shrug* sometimes the explanation is funnier than the joke...
For some reason the stooge Larry comes to mind......
I envy you in a way. But I live in the middle of the “Big Nothing’ as the guys in Dallas call it.
Pretty isolated. That is good.
After killing off the buffalo, they killed off the Prairie Dogs, the mesquites began to take hold. Before that the prairie dogs chewed off each small young tree.
I am old enough to remember some large dog towns near by on Flat Top Mountain.
Was not too bad when there was a house on every 1/4 section. Plowed fields assured no Mesquites.
Now the homes are 4 miles apart. Many farmers work 1-3,000 acres. Some 10-12K acres.
The CRP land is gradually turning mesquite, which is hard to kill once established. Tree plowing ground is very expensive and leaves the ground very rough.
Back in 2003 my wife and I retraced the steps of Walter A. Wyckoff, a college professor who walked/worked his way across pre-auto America in 1892 as a social experiment. We tried taking pictures of all the places he mentioned (over 100 towns in 13 states). Every place where he spoke of "wide-ranging vistas" is now heavily forested.
I read somewhere that there are more forested areas and wild game now than when the settlers first came here. Disbeliever at first, after out two-month trip I could see that it could be true.
Professor Irwin Corey.
Cattle ranching has been credited with disrupting the grass hopper 'cycle' so much that they are no longer a threat.
I remember years when we had problems with grasshoppers destroying or damaging our crops. But, not many times. Certainly nothing like you described.
Thanks for the comment and the map.
Some of my ancestors encountered another plague about that time that forced them to go GTT.
They were literally burned out of AL during Reconstruction for resisting the abuses of the Carpet Baggers & consorts.
Many came to TX about then.
The oppression was attempted in TX, but it did not last long. Was not received well and those who tried paid a dear price for their attempt.
I thought the Mormons converted them...
And in N America. There are large parts of Eastern US that had forests composed of about 1/3 chestnut tree. The natives burned over the forests from time to time to clear out the underbrush and they selectively maintained the chestnuts and other useful trees. They were agricultural hunter-gatherers.
Ha! Well done.
Reasonable too.
Out of the 14 boys in my HS graduating class, 10 were farming by our senior year. At least 7-8 are still farming. Average farm size is 5-7 sections and most have family corporations that hold the equipment.
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