Word For The Day, Thursday, January 5, 2012 - gasconade

dictionaries ad nauseam | 5 January 2012 | Thursday's sub

[secret garden]

You are making me miss the whitewater adventure we had last summer. A for you and welcome to WFTD!

[secret garden]

A+! Now I have that song running through my head...

[secret garden]

When the TOTUS tells him what to say. A for you.

[secret garden]

Baghdad Bob was the master. A for you.

[secret garden]

And he married a racist
What a charade.

A+ for you!

[secret garden]

I thought his most public exposure was the appearance of the dropped trou discovered after the wreck on the highway. A+ for you.

[secret garden]

Yet no one complains about the spike in gas prices and the the pinch everyone is feeling from it unless it’s a Republican in the WH. A+ for you.

[secret garden]

Funny. I thought he would be sporting facial hair too. A+ for you, stranger. How have you been?

[secret garden]

He is a continual reminder of what democrats think is an intellectual. A for you.

As for you Dave, sshh, was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[afraidfortherepublic]

Woo Hoo. I didn’t know about the dropped trou. There is good reason why I don’t know about everything.

[doubled]

My neighbor for a loud car paid
Got me thinking about a midnight raid
Sugar in the tank
I’ll say without a blink
That I was making gas can ade.

[SoothingDave]

You know where.

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/fayette/s_775102.html

Connellsville police did not believe a 67-year-old grandmother when she told them she had no idea the seeds she was given by a bearded stranger in a pointy Smurf hat would yield marijuana plants.

But a jury did.

[hobbes1]

; )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI

[hobbes1]

It appears that the ConservativeMedia that excoriated the newt for his gasconade, is now taking affront to his new pugilistic tone towards Mittens

[tioga]

I missed this.... Alec Baldwin did Wegmans' commercials? WHY would they do that?

[xsmommy]

Because the jury knows there are bearded men, bearing seeds while wearing smurf hats, all over connellsville.

[SoothingDave]

At least she didn’t trade the family cow for the seeds.

[SoothingDave]

That’s nothing. Check this out:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/04/idUS9394231120120104

[tioga]

that is one of the things wrong with this country, you are revered for being infamous. the world had gone nuts...er, gone to hell in a handbasket.

[hobbes1]

Clearly, many more people support Alec, as evidenced by the hundreds and hundreds of tweets, e-mails and phone calls we have received."

They must know their customers pretty well.
Gee Whiz...

I couldn't see getting that exorcised over the choice of Supermarket Spokesman.