Posted on 12/24/2011 10:14:49 PM PST by JoeProBono
Not quite.
Not quite.
Not quite.
Not quite.
Come, everyone knows we, we,.....ah hell, I’m Catholic.
The ones I know come over and enjoy the season with friends.
I’ll hold you to that ‘cuz ya never know when I’ll finally snap....LOL
Merry Christmas to you too, Fred.
BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!
Either let go of the post button or the post.
(Running for the rain suit)
The multiple post was a boo-boo. Sorry.
Oh.
I thought you were yanking, ummm, my chain....
Wishing you and your whole family a Happy Chanukah, a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year; Yaelle!
May you never feel lonely, your family happy and prosperous and your plates and glasses always be full!
What do Jews do on Christmas? Not a whole lot!
Back atchya, Joe....:)
It’s hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won’t let me join in any games..
And I can’t sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
Cos there’s something wrong with me..
My people don’t believe in Jesus Christ’s divinity..
I’m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher LATKEES..
Instead of Silent Night
I’m singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I’m a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I’d be merry but I’m Hebrew, on Christmas
Hey Little Boy, I can’t help but hear,
You’re feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i’ve come to see that you shouldn’t be sad
‘Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
Because it’s nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don’t have to deal with the season at all..
You don’t have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
You don’t have to go to grandma’s house with your alcoholic family..
And I don’t have to sit on some fake Santa’s lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That’s right! You’re a Jew, a Stylin’ Jew..
It’s a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
In my family, we have some old friends who are Jewish and they always come over to share Christmas dinner with us. It’s nice because my family is very small and their family is spread across the globe from Israel to California.
This year, we are also inviting an elderly nun who is a long-time friend of both our families.
Um...you okay?
;]
;-{)
Benjy Stone, "My Favorite Year", 1982
We saw a movie a a theater and now I am up working. Most Jews, like myself, end up working on Christmas, so the gentiles can have the day off. I work Easter too!
;]
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