(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[bmwcyle]

LOL Fantastic

[wyokostur]

Woohooo! Friday!!!

[Clay Moore]

Hitler finds out about 2013 Mustang GT500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eeplOPqdyA

Lots of good GM digs.

Language warnings in captions.

[Rightly Biased]

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall most of the afternoon, when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared.”
Irate, she called her husband’s cell and demanded “Where the hell are you ?”

“Darling, remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and remember that I didn’t have the money at the time and said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day.”

Somewhat embarrassed and with a blushing smile, she replied “Yes. I remember that, my love.”

“Well, I’m in the bar next to that store.”

[Lazlo in PA]

I see you got into a Christmas tree theme at the top.

[sunny48]

Thanks Lucky!
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[Lucky9teen]

We’re taking Amtrak (Southwest Chief) from Flagstaff to Chicago (32 hour train ride).

Hopefully it’ll be a good trip. I’ve got a 4 year old, a 7 year old, a 10 year old and a 16 year old. I plan on taking LOTS of batteries for their “electronics” and I’m hoping the train has electric outlets next to the seats so I can hook up the kids with the portable DVD players.

I’m also hoping we see snow on Christmas. Lord knows we don’t see any in Phoenix.

[sunny48]

nice X

[momto6]

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[Pan_Yan]

I’m hoping the train has electric outlets next to the seats

They do. We took the kids up to DC this year and rode the train. They loved it. The only bad part was that the trip between Atlanta and DC is all at night so we couldn't see much. Bring your own pillows and blankets. The AC in the car we were on was stuck on the whole way there and off the whole way back.

[Lucky9teen]

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[fredhead]

Clay,

You named after the mine or the Lone Ranger?

[sunny48]

Little Michael was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the house and asked her “Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.

“It’s called sexual intercourse”, she replied.

Little Michael just said, “Oh, okay” and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,”Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It’s called Bunk Beds! and Jimmy’s Mom wants to talk to you!

[Lucky9teen]

This is why I don't let my husband fix things in our house:

[Godzilla]

[Lucky9teen]

[BenLurkin]