IBTZ
Posted on 10/22/2011 4:07:14 PM PDT by copland1980
Liberal!
Welcome
IBTZ
Jump on in, the water’s fine!
GEEZ! LOL!
Welcome. Be sure to sign up for a lot of ping lists. I got the Seinfeld list covered! And I also operate the Sunshine Carpet Cleaning company.
Welcome. You’ve come to the right place then. Without FR, I’d be wandering around Wall Street with the fleabaggers right now without a clue about anything. It’s a very diverse crowd here so keep a flame suit handy and don’t be thin skinned. Unlike the liberals, we don’t always march in lockstep with one another. However, the arrows here are the type with the suction cups on them. LOL!
Here is what you gosta' do.
1) Take off your pants and turn them inside out. Fold them neatly.
2) Go onto your roof and sing "happy days" backwards. Excepting the refrain, which you must sing forwards, er, normally.
3) Run down the street. Skip at regular intervals. Sporadic intervals won't do it.
4) Return home, preferaby via a briar patch.
5) Induce vomiting.
6) Put your pants back on, mind you keep them inside out.
7) Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
8) If you are not feeling 110% better, come back to me.
Oh, and you’ll want to meet Humblegunner and Shibumi. They operate the Blogger Welcome Committee.
Not every dog, just the ones they fail to hit.
They do miss the dog and shoot bystanders on occasion.
Rough day for your boys.......we feel your pain.
And don’t believe the sentimental claptrap by some posters here today - we are a sadistic SOB bunch!
Thats cold!
All y’all remember now, that the poor guy can’t post responses right away afore you get all kittehed up on’im.
His posts be under mod review and I don’t remember how long that takes.
Can’t be Chet. No mention of dogs in his post.
Any FReeper is a friend of mine! (OK... most!) Welcome! You made a liberal cry today. Keep up the good work!
“I’ve been very concerned about American since Obama got in and I hope we can get him out in 2012!”
If you have REALLY been lurking, then you know that we are WAYYYYYYYYY...
PAST...
“being concerned”. And FYI, welcome plus if you are a Romney backer or troll, you will find out how fast the zot mods are.
Welcome to FR.;)
I am so, Stomp Stomp
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