Posted on 10/20/2011 5:30:53 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote
I don’t, I live amongst these animals, no thanks.
I remember a funny story about W.C. Fields being so upset with his co-star, Baby Leroy, that he put booze in the baby's orange juice bottle to shut him up.
I have to confess. I got my 9 year old cousin drunk at a wedding once and still have not been able to live it down.
it was funny though.
Woman to W.C. Fields: “Don’t you like children?’’ W.C. Fields: “I do if they’re properly cooked’’.
It was in a ghetto NJ liquor store and I saw 3 people buy one with change.
I actually had the misfortune of tasting it in college and it was the most vile stuff I put in my mouth up until that point.
The most vile ever was “Thunderbird”. It is about 18% strong and was $2.50! for 1 Liter in ghetto Pittsburgh. This was one of the cheapest “wines” sold during the great depression and pretty rare today so I wanted to try it. My friends and I all got bottles. We each took one sip and never drank it again. The stuff is so vile, you can chase it with steel reserve.
Later on, I left the bottle in the fridge and my girlfriend at the time decided to get some wine one night. She didn't know and poured a glass of thunderbird. The poor girl took one big gulp and was on immediately on the floor violently convulsing and vomiting. She claimed it caused her to miss a period
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