[matt1234]

My protest name is Princess (real name withheld).

I am a 29 year-old unemployed single mom with 3 skool age children. I am stuck in government housing and living on welfare. I have not worked since 2008.

I have Masters degree in Women’s Studies from a prestigious university but can’t find work in my field. I have applied for numerous jobs since 2008 but have been unable to find one. I find it reprehensible that so many employers won’t give me a second look because I have a nose ring and blue hair. That’s discrimination, pure and simple.

I have $99,000 in student loans which I will probably never be able to pay back. I am now disgusted with Obama even though I supported him enthusiastically in 2008. However, if Obama were to cancel all student loans, I would probably vote for him again. Presently, I prefer Dennis Kucinnich. (He is sooooo sexy.)

Speaking of men, none of my children’s fathers will pay child support. I am so disgusted with them. The ChairWomyn of my Women’s Studies Department said that men secretly love assertive, feminist women. If that’s true, why can’t I find a man that will stick around after the sex is over?

Me and my children have sacrificed so much in the past 3 years. I cannot afford the copay for my medical marijuana to treat my fidgety leg syndrome. My parents bought me a Prius for the birthday, but I can’t afford to buy gas for it. My children have gone from drinking Sunny Delight to imitation fruit juice. Where will it all end?

I think corporations are the root of all of society’s evils. They take so much and give so little in return.

I’d like to right more, but I have to get to Walmart before it closes.

Peace out.

I am the 99%.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Hi, my name is Dynamite Hack

Cuz the boys in the hood are always hard
Come talkin’ that trash and we’ll pull your card
Knowin’ nothin’ in life but to be legit,
Don’t quote me boy, I ain’t said s***

I am the 99%

Peace out

[Political Junkie Too]

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some . . . people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

I am the 99%.

-PJ

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

My name is Tasmanian Sicko Rube

I am the keeper of PING lists. I don’t have time for a job to pay back my student loans that financed my getting stoned and drunk in College. Scoring a D- average in my major was worth it, however.

I am the 99%

PING!

(funny stuff in this thread right here!)

[Kickass Conservative]

Caption under the picture of the guy defecating on the NYPD Cruiser.

“Does this Cop Car make my ass look big?”

[Kickass Conservative]

I used to be a 98%er, but I was the only one.

Since I like hanging around smelly hippies who use the money they save on soap to buy an iPhone, (with unlimited talk / text / web), I graduated to a 99%er.

I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom, but the Toilet was all plugged up. I snuck into Walgreens and stole a box of Depends to share with my new friends. I am a giver.

BTW - I tried to give that guy who defecated on the NYPD Cruiser a Depends, but his Butt was too big to fit into them. Next time I'll be sure to steal XXL Depends. I am a giver.

[Mr. Silverback]

I find it reprehensible that so many employers won’t give me a second look because I have a nose ring and blue hair. That’s discrimination, pure and simple.

No kidding! When I looked at the 99% site, one of the first ones I saw was a woman with an MFA, a colored streak in her hair and a prominent nose ring. She's whining because she can't find a teaching job. My first thought was, "How is it the fault of billionaires that academia won't hire you?" My second thought was "How do you expect to get a professorship when you look like a minimum wage barista?"