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Drunken Elk Hides Kids' Swing Set in a Tree
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Posted on 09/25/2011 1:58:25 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: Monkey Face; ColdOne

Back from Walmart.

I bought 5.5 lbs. of ground beef and froze it in two batches ... and didn’t give any to the carnivorous mammals. Then I got some chicken into a pot for soup later ... and didn’t give them any. Now the byos are eating some fried chicken from Walmart ...


781 posted on 10/29/2011 8:31:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Dan, is that your eyeball on the floor?)
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To: Tax-chick

Are you going to make dumplings for that chicken soup, or add thick noodles?

At any rate, that sounds good. Like winter food. Garlic bread? Mulled cider?

OK. Erase that last. I got carried away.


782 posted on 10/29/2011 8:49:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's OK to stumble, as long as you fall forward. <Unknown>)
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To: Monkey Face

I plan to put potatoes in. Potatoes were $4.50 for two large bags at Food Lion last week, so I have a lot to use up.

I have split-pea soup with ham planned for later in the week, and a recipe that uses white beans and kale.

Prices are up-up-up at the Walmart. Good thing Monday is payday.


783 posted on 10/29/2011 8:58:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Dan, is that your eyeball on the floor?)
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To: Tax-chick

Looking forward to payday is something I’m guilty of. It usually starts the 5th of the month: Oh, goody! Only four more weeks til payday! YAY!

Split pea with ham and bean with bacon are two of my favorite soups.


784 posted on 10/29/2011 9:02:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's OK to stumble, as long as you fall forward. <Unknown>)
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To: Monkey Face
"Kewl! I’ll be the only kid on the block to have one!!"

And after a relatively short time, you'd be the only person on the block, period.

"That thing does not like Duane."

785 posted on 10/29/2011 9:39:53 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Dick Cheney - "I was born an American; a blessing surely among life's greatest.")
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To: NicknamedBob

WHOA! Then I could choose where I want to live, couldn’t I?

:o])


786 posted on 10/29/2011 9:50:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's OK to stumble, as long as you fall forward. <Unknown>)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; Dead Corpse

Theoretically, you could live inside the spiderbot.

It’s big enough, like a compact camper. Most were not outfitted for more than a normal workshift, but some of the asteroid hunters have made a comfy little home inside them.

Disadvantages, too. Not much room for company, and no room at all for bookshelves. All the entertainment has to be electronic, but the nature of the interface means that you can get your exercise and your entertainment with the same equipment.

On-board storage is limited, so you’ll need to cycle your consumables. And depending on the model chosen, you may have a fuel budget too.

The most advanced are the ones we’re developing for the Venus expedition. They’re equipped to help you knit, if you’re comfortable with “any color you like, as long as it’s black”.


787 posted on 10/29/2011 11:08:44 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Dick Cheney - "I was born an American; a blessing surely among life's greatest.")
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, I could take a fully-loaded Kindle or Nook with me for entertainment and reading material.

BUT! I have claustrophobia, so I’m afraid the cramped quarters would cause some problems. *sigh* but thanks...


788 posted on 10/29/2011 11:16:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's OK to stumble, as long as you fall forward. <Unknown>)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear; LibreOuMort; ThomasThomas; Darksheare; ..

I need a cane, or a spiderbot.

Face, maybe just for walking to Wal-mart? You don’t lie down there, do you?


789 posted on 10/29/2011 12:38:29 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Canada.)
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To: fanfan

It’s all downhill, but I can’t walk it, yet. That’s why they are doing the CT scan.


790 posted on 10/29/2011 12:41:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's OK to stumble, as long as you fall forward. <Unknown>)
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To: ColdOne; fanfan; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Cyber Liberty

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2799447/posts?page=8#8

Cyber Liberty sacrificed a finger to get us a word count last night.
So in honor of the loss of a finger we will descend upon the above linked thread like a horde of howling viking sugar glider ninja pirates and vandalize it for November.


791 posted on 10/29/2011 1:51:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse; Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick

Meh.

I yearn for the halcyon days of simple animal weirdness.


792 posted on 10/29/2011 3:08:31 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Dick Cheney - "I was born an American; a blessing surely among life's greatest.")
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To: NicknamedBob

It wouldn’t be simple if the drunk moose were on your block.

Ash is savaging Jake’s catnip mouse; she’s upset because Anoreth won’t give her a beer.


793 posted on 10/29/2011 3:17:14 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Dan, is that your eyeball on the floor?)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve been wondering whether the moose’s success at hiding the swing-set would have been more effective had he not been drunk.

.

You know, that’s a lot more complicated sentence than the thought deserves.

Fortunately for me, I can get my own beer. Maybe my posts will start making more sense.

To whom, I cannot reassure.


794 posted on 10/29/2011 3:31:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Dick Cheney - "I was born an American; a blessing surely among life's greatest.")
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To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
"It wouldn’t be simple if the drunk moose were on your block."

On the night of Maryland's black bear hunt, I, who never dream, or never recall my dreams, dreamed of black bears.

Coincidence?

Yeah, probably.

795 posted on 10/29/2011 3:56:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Dick Cheney - "I was born an American; a blessing surely among life's greatest.")
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To: NicknamedBob

Have another beer.

I plan to pour a glass of Pink Drink, now that the supper is cleaned up and Frank is watching “There Goes a Direct Object.”


796 posted on 10/29/2011 4:35:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Dan, is that your eyeball on the floor?)
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To: Tax-chick
Frank is watching “There Goes a Direct Object.”

Direct Objects are more fun and easier to understand than Cognate Objects, or Retained Objects.

797 posted on 10/29/2011 5:07:29 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Dick Cheney - "I was born an American; a blessing surely among life's greatest.")
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To: Monkey Face

Smooooooooooooooooch !


798 posted on 10/29/2011 7:40:04 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick

” I yearn for the halcyon days of simple animal weirdness. “

Well, you ain’t too far off.... : )


799 posted on 10/29/2011 7:41:33 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

ah huned


800 posted on 10/29/2011 7:42:35 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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