Posted on 08/27/2011 7:00:28 PM PDT by listenhillary
Yea, I know, my dad was Red Horse in Vietnam, Master Electrician. So what? Were you the REMF that signed off his paper work?
Incidently, I've operated heavy equipment as a part of a rapid runway repair team (mostly dump trucks).
Wow! You drove a dump truck? So What? I've driven many trucks. I was also in the USAF, Flight Crew do not drive dump trucks. Did they have you drive them after you got done with the pots and pans?
Rapid Runway Repair. Look it up on google when you’re finished playing with your flamin’ fist.
Still obsessed with masturbation I see. Ehhh, probably works for you. Is Rapid Runway Repair your specialty? What does that involve these days? Waiting for the civilian contractors to show up? I flew on RC-135's, those are the big loud things that land on runways....
Oh! Listen to the expert! LOL! Twit. I have a fully restored Kawasaki 900. Quite a head turner....you'll know it when it blows by your factory Harley and all you can see is "Star Cycle" on the 4-1 exhaust pipe. Really, try to impress me some more....
First, you trash talk motorcycle owners. Next you claim to own a motorcycle. When you invent personae, it helps to stay consistent. When you pull your Kerryesque flip-flops, anyone can see that nothing you've claimed is true.
The way you threw a hissy fit from a few “gay jokes,” we can all see you are too thin skinned to have worked construction and likely have some severe doubts about your own masculinity. I don't think you'd last even half a shift among a construction crew before you'd run off whining to the union boss.
You claim military/flight line experience and go out of your way to show you don't know jack about flight line operations.
Anyone with flight line experience, including “Air Crew personnel,” knows that Rapid Runway Repair is a war skill performed by a team composed of persons of several Air Force Specialities (AFS).
Rapid Runway Repair does not have it's own AFS. Nobody goes to Rapid Runway Repair technical school. Primarily, they learn via OJT after assignment to a team. You cannot cross train into, or upgrade within, Rapid Runway Repair.
Security Forces is an example of an AFS. Security Forces members go to technical school at Lackland Air Force Base. You can cross train into the Security Forces career field. You can lateraly retrain as a Combat Arms Instructor or Military Working Dog Handler.
Either quit lying or do a little research, punk.
There's always the possibility you've worked on an airplane in the civilian world. I'm pretty much convinced you have cabin crew experience as a bitchy male stewardess.
On the off chance I was mistaken and you have some military background, I ran a search. I suspect you could be the one in the rear on the far left...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25Qhbdijv5Y
Nobody here knows who you are, nor do they care. I don't believe you even know who you are. What satisfaction do you derive from your false claims? It's not very hard to see you don't know anything about the areas you're lying about. If you're gonna make crap up, at least make it interesting.
If I were going to lie about myself, I'd claim to be a spaghetti farmer and post about how hard the drought has been on this years harvest (watch for higher pasta prices!). Of course, Salamander would peg me as a fibber. She knows everything there is to know about growing spaghetti.
This is about all the stupid I can tolerate. Your stupidity is a plague upon FR. I had hoped that by shining the cleansing light of intelligence I might burn away the stain of your ignorance. But alas, it runs too deeply into your vulgar and unsavory core.
I've learned the hard way; I didn't make you stupid, I can't make you unstupid.
I'm finished interacting with you. Now please run along and be stupid somewhere else.
It's the rollicking tale of a bitchy, yet plucky, male airline steward named “Fisty Flamer.” As he performs his duties serving passengers on contract flights, he loses himself in “Walter Mitty” type fantasies involving reconnaissance aircraft maintenance.
After a grueling transoceanic run to Al Udeid Air Base, Fisty finds himself in an opium fueled orgy with a group of Qatarian construction workers. Jealous that he must share Fisty’s affection, Mohamad Hussein Akbar, a cement truck driver, steals him a way and sells him to a passing Bedouin caravan.
Poor fisty awakens to find himself hog tied on the back of the caravan leaders camel. His last sight before slipping back into unconsciousness are the words “Star Cycle” branded on the camel's flank.
After weeks of travel, Fisty arrives at the slave market near Mecca where he catches the eye of a prominent Sultan's chief eunic. As the bidding begins he sees his true love has returned to rescue him. Mohamad Hussein Akbar offers his entire life's savings. Alas, the Sultan's pockets prove much deeper than those of a humble cement truck driver. Fisty is washed, perfumed and prettied, and then secured inside a large sedan chair, which is carried by half a dozen scrapping slaves.
Fisty’s fickle fate is in for a final frenzied foible. We soon learn that the sultan has purchased our plucky, yet bitchy, hero as a gift for a prominent Imam.
In the dramatic final scene, the winsome Fisty lies dressed in silk and mascara within the bed chamber of the lecherous Imam. Suddenly, Mohamad Hussein Akbar, our cement truck driving rescuer, bursts into the room. Declaring his undying love for Fisty, Mohamad Hussein Akbar pleads for Fisty’s hand.
The cleric's heart melts and the scene closes with Mohamad and Fisty riding off into the sunset on a camel. Branded onto the poor beast's flank are the words, “Star Cycle.”
I'm hoping to get Martin Sheen as the Airplane pilot, Chaz Bono as the cement truck driver, Sean Connery as the sultan, Henry Waxman as the Imam and Michael Moore as the camel. I'm also hoping that Justin Beiber might do a cameo.
What do you think, Sal?
You are just....bizarre. I have a posting history. Try looking it up. I was USAF. I flew on RC-135's. I own fully restored a 1975 Kaw, I currently drive a cement truck. You are....weird. Lay off the Prozac, get a life.....
Have you noticed none of the people you keep pinging reply? It's because it's obvious you are a mental case...and a dick.
Really? I'm glad you're here to explain such things to us poor, dumb ex-military people. Apparently, I was so sheltered as Flight Crew, I missed all the crew chiefs, combat damage teams and others that made my job possible. Please, enlighten me.....how the USAF works.....
No you haven't. I'll let you know when I'm done. Your arrogance won't let you shut up, me......well, I like humiliating big egos like yours.
Odd, you’re active on other threads.....let’s discuss the USAF. Or is “stupid bare” afraid.... If you are what passes for senior NCOs in the USAF now, well, glad I got out....
Of course, the poor dear's inconsistent babblings weren't as intriguing as Dane's. Nor were they as entertaining as Willie Green's. No matter how hard he tries, his responses are no where near as abusive as B-Chan’s. Now THAT guy was a nut-case!
As paleo-trolls go, this one is really lame. This must be what it's like to be Mike Tyson stepping in the ring with Pee Wee Herman. I mean, he's been here since 1999 and his best burn is copying and pasting something written by someone else and posted ad nauseum by 90% of the FR population.
The best comparison I have is those “fainting goats.” You startle them and they fall over. They get back up after about a minute. They're kinda of stupid, but it's sorta fun to jump at them and yell “rahr” so you can watch them fall over again and again.
It's really sad how he's really desperate to have me believe his ramblings about owning a bike and driving a cement mixer. I almost expect him to post about “...my wife Morgan Fairchild **that's the ticket*** who I've seen naked...” He's like a bad SNL skit.
Perhaps he truly believes the things he's posting. The poor guy must be off his meds.
Maybe we should feel sorry for him. I don't think he has any friends.
By the way, did he ever give you a price quote on the cement you wanted to buy or did he lie about that, too?
Darn....it just dawned on me.....you're a girl!!!! Well, welcome to the real world sweetheart.....you're not protected class in the military anymore.....welcome to FReeRepublic.....
...make that six.
He’s getting into B-Chan’s weird stalker territory.
I’m a freak magnet, but a talent is a talent.
See...I told you, you aren't finished yet.....arrogance and narcissism....you can't shut up....even when having your ass handed to you on a plate. Now, let's discuss the USAF....
Should I be worried that a mental patient who calls himself “screaming fist” thinks I’m a girl.
Actually, that might make me safe. His only experience with the fairer sex is the JC Penny catelog’s underwear section.
That’s how he got his handle...
Naw...you're an ass and people respond.....unfortunately not the people you keep pinging....
Naw, got my handle from the link I provided....at the time every fairy and poofter on the internet posted to other sites, like DU. Unfortunately, they now post here...
Hey sweetie, we can insult each other or discuss the USAF....I haven't even begun.....make a choice...
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