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Gerard Depardieu 'Sorry' To Have Urinated On Plane Carpet
Telegraph(UK) ^ | August 17, 2011 | Henry Samuel

Posted on 08/17/2011 6:06:37 PM PDT by Steelfish

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1 posted on 08/17/2011 6:06:40 PM PDT by Steelfish
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when you gotta go you gotta go!


2 posted on 08/17/2011 6:09:36 PM PDT by Mount Athos (A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
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To: Mount Athos; Steelfish

Oui! Oui!


3 posted on 08/17/2011 6:13:10 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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How old is he? 5? He couldn’t pee before he got on the plane?


4 posted on 08/17/2011 6:15:10 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Steelfish
So the corpulent star of Cyrano de Bergerac, Jean de Florette and Green Card decides to take matters into his own hands.

Well played, Henry Samuel.

5 posted on 08/17/2011 6:15:45 PM PDT by Huck (Read Antifederalist Brutus)
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To: nuconvert

He could be diabetic. When you gotta go..


6 posted on 08/17/2011 6:16:39 PM PDT by Huck (Read Antifederalist Brutus)
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It is understood the movie star got out of his seat and tried to relieve himself into an empty bottle at the back of the plane but also peed on the floor.


He couldn't get to the bathroom (de toilette?) but the cabin crew let him get up and go to the back of the plane and expose himself?

What about the “remain in your seats” bit?

7 posted on 08/17/2011 6:17:42 PM PDT by az_gila
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I have to say I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often. They can lock you down in those seats for an hour before you can go to the rest room.


8 posted on 08/17/2011 6:19:53 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Steelfish

obviously needs to spend more time on the range ;-)


9 posted on 08/17/2011 6:31:29 PM PDT by bigbob
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Probably didn’t need a Gatorade bottle or a Mickey’s Big Mouth bottle.


10 posted on 08/17/2011 6:32:49 PM PDT by KingLudd
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To: Steelfish

Gerard, if a paper cup was good enough for Lindburgh...you know the rest.


11 posted on 08/17/2011 6:41:43 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Boehner, you THUG B@st@rd!)
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To: Steelfish
Don't blame my favorite actor. They don't have pissoirs on airplanes.


12 posted on 08/17/2011 6:44:38 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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He could be diabetic Naw, the other passengers said he was $h^tfaced.

No joke.

13 posted on 08/17/2011 6:48:45 PM PDT by SkyPilot
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ping


14 posted on 08/17/2011 6:52:00 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Steelfish

Theres pee containers made for hospitals(available)... wide mouthed bottles work too for men... most women cannot aim that well.. but from a public SEAT?... (PEEING?)... It could be a problem with few solutions..

But older women don’t have prostrate problems.. like most older men do.. I would be surprised if this hasnt happened much more than with this Froggie..


15 posted on 08/17/2011 6:52:18 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: nuconvert

The Fwench pee on the floor. It’s a Euro thing. That’s why libs have no taste..they want us to be like Euroweenies.


16 posted on 08/17/2011 6:56:17 PM PDT by max americana (FUBO NATION 2012 FK BARAK)
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To: Revolting cat!
Unlike American men, his bladder is undisciplined, then. So French of him.
17 posted on 08/17/2011 6:59:06 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Boehner, you THUG B@st@rd!)
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To: Huck
There are blood pressure medications that will do this to you so you have to carefully schedule your life ~ sounds like the airline needlessly and cruely rescheduled things.

He should have used a paper cup.

18 posted on 08/17/2011 7:07:33 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: nuconvert

How old are you? Maybe when you get to be as old as he is you may have a little trouble too.


19 posted on 08/17/2011 8:52:17 PM PDT by tommix2
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To: nuconvert

How old are you? Maybe when you get to be as old as he is you may have a little trouble too.


20 posted on 08/17/2011 8:54:37 PM PDT by tommix2
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