Posted on 06/20/2011 8:35:02 AM PDT by Biggirl
I couldn’t less if a drunk blows his own hand off but hacking at a dog is another thing.
As they say “Stupid should hurt.”
In that case, it hurt appropriately.
Have you ever been to the doctor...and after s/he says something that sounds stupid to you ...and leaves the room....you get up and look closely at the diploma on the wall? I have. Kinda like the examination of Obama’s birth certificate. ;D
Oh, yeah.
Especially when their diploma looks like it was photocopied from an ad in Rolling Stone.
;D
You’re a keeper! That’s proof! ;D
Actually, it’s only proof that I *need* a keeper....LOL
A couple of years ago, I stopped in at my Doctor's office because I had a sinus infection that had gotten out of control. My Doc was on vacation, so I saw the newly-minted, just out of school "walk-in" Doctor.
She proceeded to tell me that I did not have a sinus infection. I calmly explained that yes, I did & that this happened to me somewhat regularly. She again stated that she saw no signs of infection. "What about my 101 fever?" I asked.
The reply: "Well, it's hot outside today."
The nurse nearly started laughing; I advised the Dr. that I would have expected it to be in the 70's since I had been in the freezing waiting room for over an hour. She actually appeared to be befuddled by that comment.
When, my Doctor returned the following week, the infection had gotten completely out of hand and she admonished me for not coming in sooner. I told her the story and never saw that new "Doctor" again. I hope she didn't kill anyone during her short stint...although she probably just ended up somewhere else..YIKES!
Great story! I’ve been seen by PAs and frequently they’re better than the regular doc.
HAHAHA! ....He’s 4-legged.
Yeah...I reckon he is.
We’re sitting here watching out latest “Dobe-sploitation” movie, “To Kill A Clown”.
He’s bored and thinks the “killer Dobes” [owned by Alan Alda playing a sadistic sociopathic Viet Vet] just seem “forced and uninspired”.
He did, however, enjoy “They Only Kill Their Masters”.
I’d swear he looked smug when the Dobe was exonerated of murder.
His least favorite movie is “Beverly Hill Chihuahua”.
When the Dobe ‘villain’ is beaten up by the GSD ‘hero’, he always growls.
[Everybody’s a critic.]...:)
I suppose once this movie is over, I’ll have to put “The Doberman Gang” to cheer him up.
His favorite Dobe-sploitation movie is “Trapped” with James Brolin.
Lots of Dobe Action with the dogs thinking independently and ‘plotting together’....LOL
[he thought “Up” was stupid]
How about this: My Grandma “died” while in a nursing facility attached to a hospital; my parents called me at about 9:00 one night to tell me...after they were called at home. They asked me to call my cousins, while they headed up to break the news to Grandpa (who was 95).
Meanwhile, Dad steeled himself to tell Grandpa, and to take him to say his final goodbyes. Thankfully, Dad stopped into the hospital room before he went to get Grandpa. There was Grandma; they had propped her up in her bed so that she would look nice. I would not have wanted to be at the nurses station when Dad came barreling out of the room to inform then that she was breathing! I guess it was quite the scene.
Yes, I got to call my cousins back an hour after the first call. “Uh, yeah, turns out Grandma was just sleeping...sorry about that.”
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