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Wart blasted off with shotgun (arrested on gun charge)
Telegraph UK ^ | June 15, 2011 | Nigel Bunyan

Posted on 06/16/2011 1:52:54 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife

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To: Slings and Arrows; null and void
Mr Murphy decided to open fire with the Beretta after fortifying himself with several pints of beer.

Beer removes warts ping.

21 posted on 06/16/2011 4:40:25 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: mc5cents

Compound W... now available in 3-inch Magnum!


22 posted on 06/16/2011 4:43:28 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: JoeDetweiler

....or hemmeroids.....


23 posted on 06/16/2011 4:44:02 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Well, the wart’s gone.


24 posted on 06/16/2011 4:48:08 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: CT Hillbilly

Beer keg? Pikers! where’s the jug?!


25 posted on 06/16/2011 4:48:56 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

LOL!


26 posted on 06/16/2011 4:57:07 AM PDT by CT Hillbilly
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Well i guess luck for him that the wart was not on is head.


27 posted on 06/16/2011 5:03:13 AM PDT by darkside321
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To: TexasRedeye
It may have been desperation....all things considered:

A recent “Investor's Business Daily” article provided very interesting statistics from a survey by the United Nations International Health Organization.

Percentage of men and women who survived a cancer five years after diagnosis:
U.S. 65%
England 46%
Canada 42%

Percentage of patients diagnosed with diabetes who received treatment within six months:
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England 15%
Canada 43%

Percentage of seniors needing hip replacement who received it within six months:
U.S. 90%
England 15%
Canada 43%

Percentage referred to a medical specialist who see one within one month:
U.S. 77%
England 40%
Canada 43%

Number of MRI scanners (a prime diagnostic tool) per million people:
U.S. 71
England 14
Canada 18

Percentage of seniors (65+), with low income, who say they are in “excellent health”:
U.S. 12%
England 2%
Canada 6%

28 posted on 06/16/2011 5:03:13 AM PDT by Puckster
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To: CT Hillbilly

“As an Irish-American”

I also.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb????????Anyone???????Anyone??????

3

One to hold the light bulb.

And two to drink until the room spins.


29 posted on 06/16/2011 5:06:59 AM PDT by Puckster
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LOL! I’ll toast to that-it’s 5:00 somewhere!

;)


30 posted on 06/16/2011 5:33:28 AM PDT by CT Hillbilly
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To: JoeDetweiler
About 30 years ago some moron had a tooth ache. So he stuck his 44 in his mouth and shot the tooth. What was amazing is that he survived.
31 posted on 06/16/2011 5:47:15 AM PDT by JimC214
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Hilarious! LOL


32 posted on 06/18/2011 9:30:22 AM PDT by Deo confidimus
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