Posted on 06/16/2011 1:52:54 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
Beer removes warts ping.
Compound W... now available in 3-inch Magnum!
....or hemmeroids.....
Well, the wart’s gone.
Beer keg? Pikers! where’s the jug?!
LOL!
Well i guess luck for him that the wart was not on is head.
A recent “Investor's Business Daily” article provided very interesting statistics from a survey by the United Nations International Health Organization.
Percentage of men and women who survived a cancer five years after diagnosis:
U.S. 65%
England 46%
Canada 42%
Percentage of patients diagnosed with diabetes who received treatment within six months:
U.S. 93%
England 15%
Canada 43%
Percentage of seniors needing hip replacement who received it within six months:
U.S. 90%
England 15%
Canada 43%
Percentage referred to a medical specialist who see one within one month:
U.S. 77%
England 40%
Canada 43%
Number of MRI scanners (a prime diagnostic tool) per million people:
U.S. 71
England 14
Canada 18
Percentage of seniors (65+), with low income, who say they are in “excellent health”:
U.S. 12%
England 2%
Canada 6%
“As an Irish-American”
I also.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb????????Anyone???????Anyone??????
3
One to hold the light bulb.
And two to drink until the room spins.
LOL! I’ll toast to that-it’s 5:00 somewhere!
;)
Hilarious! LOL
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