Lazamataz Vows Celibacy

By Lazamataz

[sheikdetailfeather]

[decimon]

I noticed that guy a few years ago, too. I always wondered how he came up with 'Lazamataz'... is he a Freeper?

At the bottom of the page it says 'Lazamatz.' It appears to be a UK site. Don't know how it generates any business as there's no indication of where in the UK it is.

[no-to-illegals]

Laz has refused to comment about the torch. Reports are coming out Laz is secretly a Washington politician.

[Larry Lucido]

Right. You’ve already hit April and May, and you’re working on June right now.

[Tijeras_Slim]

This I can believe. Now if you’d said you’d sworn off posting without reading the article, I’d know it was an April Fool’s joke.

[Lazamataz]

I won't pass sin, lasciviousness, and lewdness on.

Sex is misused in America, and I, for one, stand against it.

[no-to-illegals]

To clarify #117: Laz I only moved the mouse over it. I did not Hit It. Honest! Somebody told you wrong. Please recheck the count number, I did not go there, please, while I make for the exit. Running away now, and knowing April 15th is the day for more of, “I'd Hit It!”

[no-to-illegals]

of course, April 15th may come early this year.

[LearsFool]

Grow up, son. It’s time to be a man now.

[Lazamataz]

Yeah, it’s time.

[TheBigIf]

Well congratulations Laz on finally seeing the light and pursuing a live of virtue. I for one will not call you a fool as so many here in this thread have. I for one will take you at your word that you now see the beauty of treating a woman as a human being instead of as an ‘amusement park’ as you so eloquently put it. I am sure that this change is not easy for you, that the temptations still exist and hopefully others here will stop trying to tempt you with pictures of near naked woman all of the time and will instead offer you moral support and love. Hopefully myself and others could learn from your example and change our womanizing ways as well.

All the Best!

[Lazamataz]

Finally! Someone gets it!

[starlifter]

A photo of Laz taken shortly after the effects of his vow of celibacy took hold.

[biff]

BS-the truth is ole Laz’s tool ain’t working like it used to and requires bluemeds. In fact folks, he has worn it out, reached the limit on the warranty, ya know?

:-) lol

[philman_36]

Being as this is April Fool's day I'm not sure what to make of your post.

[Keith in Iowa]

This might test your will

[no-to-illegals]

If anyone is to believe this Vow of Celibacy, then there is no tax code. TheBigIf, I am not piling on. Your post to Laz is commendable. and (secretly) imho ... your nick caught Laz off guard.

[MindBender26]

Richard Petty didn’t stop driving NASCAR because he turned 50!
John Glenn went back into space in his 70s.

Hugh Hefner is still active on his 80s!

DON’T GIVE UP HOPE.

How can I ever look at Pamela Anderson again, knowing that no one, yes, not one soul from FR is out there to do the Horizontal Tango with her.

Really, thank about it. Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got in there, why not a FReeper!

WE WERE DEPENDING ON YOU! You are abandoning your assigned duties as a red-blooded American and FReeper. Next thing you know, you will be turning Mz Anderson’s sexual needs over to the likes of George Stehanoppolis and Janet Reno.

It may be tough, but DO YOUR DUTY.

Nail her!

[S.O.S121.500]

A new genre of opus I believe......

[MindBender26]

...... :)

It’s a slow day in Florida.......