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Posted on 03/11/2011 4:57:51 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Speaking of tools
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At last, a smart phone we seniors can understand
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posted on
03/11/2011 8:37:56 AM PST
by
llevrok
(SEIU? STFU.)
To: Mr. Silverback
To: martin_fierro
Photobucket is blocked by my firewall. :(
To: Lucky9teen
As a VW addict, I just have to include this tool....
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posted on
03/11/2011 8:47:43 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
To: Mr. Silverback
And now.....
We Dance!
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posted on
03/11/2011 8:52:04 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Lucky9teen
I use BIG tools. This is for digging in my garden:
To: Lucky9teen
And this one is for scooping up all the leaves in the Fall:
To: Lucky9teen
And this one is great for making swimming pools:
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/11/2011 8:57:35 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
To: dragonblustar
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posted on
03/11/2011 8:59:41 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/11/2011 9:02:46 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
I needz dah big toolz
To: Lucky9teen
It's gonna take a lot of tools to fix this:
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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posted on
03/11/2011 9:11:09 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Herman’s Hermits-— Mrs.. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr-— I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees-— How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin-— Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
Roberta Flack-— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash-— I Can’t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon-— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores-— Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Procol Harem-— A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer-— You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations-— Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba-— Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando-— Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy-— I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
And my personal favorite:
Leslie Gore-— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
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posted on
03/11/2011 9:14:08 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Lucky9teen
Attractive tool belt and bra.
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posted on
03/11/2011 9:21:35 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
To: Lucky9teen
Beware of tall women!!
When you are nose to nose,
your toes are in it.
And when you are toes to toes,
your nose is in it.
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posted on
03/11/2011 9:22:36 AM PST
by
llevrok
(SEIU? STFU.)
To: Lucky9teen
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