Posted on 03/10/2011 1:50:12 PM PST by Cardhu
No, that’s if you have penis envy.
That is proof that if you don’t use it, you’ll lose it.
BS!
Also discovered: Loss of spinal DNA turned humans into liberal Dems and RINOS.
*****” For humans, it is almost impossible to tell when the female is fertile..............(so frequent matings would be necessary to ensure paternity”)**********
Try looking for PMS symptoms....... - then mating would only be necessary once a month for procreation......
•Symptoms start sometime after ovulation, which occurs about two weeks before the start of a period. Typically, symptoms occur during the five days before a period. However, some women have symptoms for two weeks or so leading up to a period. Typically, symptoms gradually get worse as the period approaches.
•Symptoms go within three to four days after your period starts.
•Symptoms that occur all the time are not due to PMS.
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http://www.patient.co.uk/health/Premenstrual-Syndrome.htm
While posters are concentrating on their penises, I’m wondering why men can grow full beards if they have lost the gene to do so.
But that’s just me.
I read that Monica still loves Bill. I wonder what she thinks of all this. Do cigars have spines?
Oh I don’t have to do all that book learning stuff to know. I check the calendar for the the last time I was in the dawg haus and figure it out from there.
Of course I am bad at math, have a bad memory and a short attention span. But there it is fun even if I don`t win the lottery.
What do you write on your calendar?
("Oops, I did it AGAIN!") ?
Got the whiskers and the spine.
Check my things to do list - like get some new furniture for the dawg house - check off two weeks of days. Consider getting a double bed so my PMS lady could move in from time to time - or just resign myself to posting on FR.
No dear, of course not dear - my what a beautiful smile you have.
Damn, I gave up the spine for a bigger brain - what a fool I was.
WOW! Great info on how to get out of the dawg haus - thanks yorkie - J.C.Penny’s Jewelry (cubic zirconias)
I took the word “spine” as in “backbone”.
You think *you* guys were saying “WTF?!?!”.....
ROTF, Martin!!!!!
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