Scientists find first evidence that many universes exist

PhysOrg ^ | 12/17/10 | Lisa Zyga

[The Comedian]

Turtles-all-the-way-up ping.

(Thanks SunkenCiv!>

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[Silentgypsy]

As long as it isn’t multicultural, I’ll go w/it.

[SunkenCiv]

I think that’s actually “turtles all the way down.” Sounds like it’s related to shell theory.

[The Comedian]

I think that’s actually “turtles all the way down.”

Uh, yes, I know, that's why the joke was supposed to be funny, see. Turtles, multiverse evidence in CBR, up instead of down...

Well it's not funny now that I've had to explain it.

(sigh)

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[B4Ranch]

I doubt that I will ever travel to a different universe, consequently I have zero percent interest in the subject. I view it as a drain on the taxes in the Treasury.

[decimon]

I doubt that I will ever travel to a different universe...

I knew you'd forget.

[B4Ranch]

I am constantly skirting with time travel in this universe. I can’t recall whether I had breakfast but I know I just ate supper. It all happens so fast, just a blink of the eye and zip, it’s gone.

[Revolting cat!]

How many?

[LibWhacker]

Infinitely many.

[SunkenCiv]

;’) Shouldn’t it be seltrut?

[neverdem]

thanks, bfl

[Revolting cat!]

I live in a university town (go ahead check with those who know me), and I called one of those “scientists” cited, to axe him the question on all our minds: How many? He said it’s not official (yet), but the number is 3.

[LibWhacker]

Hmmm... Now three’s an interesting number. No matter what it is, it’s a lot of territory!

[a fool in paradise]

In the 1980s, Time-Warner established that there are an INFINITE number of Earths and there is a global crisis looming.

We must save the time-continuim by driving corn powered cars or something.

[a fool in paradise]

There was a deathrow inmate who’s last words were “Help Mr. Wizard, HELP!”. Local media didn’t know what to make of it at the time.

[April Lexington]

Turtles-all-the-way-up ping.

Strange... I've always heard "Elephants all the way down...!"

[a fool in paradise]

By looking far out into space and observing what’s going on there, scientists have been led to theorize that it all started with a Big Bang, immediately followed by a brief period of super-accelerated expansion called inflation.

Inflation would appear to be a natural state of being. Democrats are going to love this story.

[Atomic Vomit]

"Uh, yes, I know, that's why the joke was supposed to be funny, see. Turtles, multiverse evidence in CBR, up instead of down...

Well it's not funny now that I've had to explain it."

Too much! I just told you in another thread that your name does not make you funny and here you provide the evidence for me!

Do you find yourself having to explain your "jokes" often, "The Comedian"?

And lose the stoopit picture you attach to your posts.

It's banal. An affectation. Like a sophomore drawing a little heart in the place of a dot for every "i".

AV

[The Comedian]

The funny thing is, the only people who get really riled by my avatar (and there are only 2 other babies in your remedial creche who can't stop wetting themselves) are pack animals with no individual identity (and a fear of individual excellence), leftist shills, and homosexuals.

I'm guessing you're good for at least 2 out of 3.

And their common characteristics are an IQ of about 105, and the belief that showing up at a church address makes them holy.

Now get to bed before mom catches you on her PC again. Maybe you'll sleep well enough to get up in time to miss The View, make it to a real job interview, and get up the courage to ask a real girl out on a date. Dutch, of course, since you're poor.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[TheOldLady]

ROFL! Peerless, for a n00b. ;-p