Don’t foget the sucker’s game of buying clothes for your wife. There are 3 possible responses from her:
— “It’s too small!! I’m getting fat!!!” (49.5% chance)
— “It’s too big!!! You THINK I’m fat!!!” (49.5% chance)
— “It’s perfect!! Darling you’re the best!” (1% chance).
*gasp*
I can’t believe you’re still alive to post! :O
My ex once asked me if the dress she was wearing made her look fat.
I replied, “No, the dress makes you look dressed, the fat makes you look fat.”
It wasn’t the reason for the divorce, but it didn’t make the remaining time any better.
so far, I’ve basically just fallen silent whenever my wife wants a verbal sparring match...can’t argue with someone who ain’t talkin...
of course, we’ve been married less than a year. I’m sure I will need to devise new tactics as the years progress...
This works good.
When you Christmas shop this year buy a nice outfit.
Anything will work because you are going to buy it 4 sizes too small.
Tell her you held it up and it looked like it would fit great.
She’ll be thrilled.
Don’t forget the gift receipt.