[smokingfrog]

You must have done something (or not done something).

And if you don't know what it was, you're really in for it.

[Pharmboy]

It come with:"There's another football game on today?

[Cowgirl of Justice]

I got the,’Oh My God, I can’t believe I am married to you’ look just once.

We have a farm and several years ago, we were riding in the country to get some lunch. It was almost time to harvest our pumpkin crop and we were going to be there until dark. I saw this doe grazing near a house and said,”Oh look at the beautiful deer.”
Well, Mr. Love of my Life wasn’t looking at what I was looking at. He was looking at a cow in the pasture just after the deer and thought I couldn’t tell the difference. I ‘bout died laughing. He is an ol’ farmboy and was probably wondering what he had gotten himself into marrying a young city girl.

[wolfcreek]

If you feel it coming, always look away.

Never look them in the eyes!

[BufordP]

Were you married on the 28th of November? Was you’re wife born on the 28th of November?

[SaraJohnson]

Does your wife ever give you the “why are you still breathing” look?

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Are you sure it wasn’t a “best shut up about that” look?

[goat granny]

Ping..

[big'ol_freeper]

No. I stopped breathing years ago.