Posted on 11/25/2010 7:25:23 PM PST by nickcarraway
Do the cow’s give you permission? It could be a case of unwanted touching. :)
There’s nothing like a glass of milk to put you in the mood for the old Ultra Violence!”
All the Prius jockeys will be lining up for that non-violent milk.........and probably the Dolt drivers, too!
Can’t say for sure about the ahimsa milk, but around these parts, milk has long had a high sugar content. The feed that dairy cows get in addition to ensilage and hay, the feed that comes from the feed mill, contains protein concentrate which is what supercharges the cow to produce more milk.
They mix black strap molasses with the feed to make it more palatable, and the sticky molasses captures all the small fine particles and dust created when the grain is ground up into feed. The cows love the sweet feed and there is no dust for them to inhale while consuming the feed.
Sweet feed for horses contains molasses, too; but in most cases the grain is not ground up for horse feed. The whole grains are mixed together and combined with molasses for horses, without grinding. Of course, the only people I know of who milk horses and use the milk for human consumption are the folks out on the steppes of Mongolia. They make cheese and everything from horse milk. I think they even ferment some and create a wicked beverage from it!
The “gayness” of the content in this story is overwhelming!
Cow groping. Done twice a day.
You owe me a new keyboard! ROTFLMAO!!
i’ll keep driking my 5 gallons a week from mad cows, it’s got to be cheaper and i’ll bet it is the same!
Udderly ridiculous. What about those squirts? Could put someone’s eye out!
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