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Woman wants to be contact for aliens
upi. ^ | Sept. 26, 2010

Posted on 09/26/2010 3:11:28 PM PDT by JoeProBono

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1 posted on 09/26/2010 3:11:31 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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Sorry, Alan Grayson already has that gig, in fact, he's in contact right now.
2 posted on 09/26/2010 3:14:19 PM PDT by JPG (Sarah Palin says: "Buck-up or get out of the truck.")
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It would be funnier than hell if the first aliens asked, “Do you have anybody who can speak English”?


3 posted on 09/26/2010 3:14:36 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do.)
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Finally, some serious agenda is coming out of the U.N. making the organization worth the billions it costs. /s


4 posted on 09/26/2010 3:14:46 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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5 posted on 09/26/2010 3:15:06 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (chag sameach!)
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This job is the closest thing to having perpetual unemployment insurance.


6 posted on 09/26/2010 3:17:44 PM PDT by gitmo ( The democRats drew first blood. It's our turn now.)
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I have no problem with privately-funded enterprises doing this, but the U.N. is supported in part by U.S. taxpayers.


7 posted on 09/26/2010 3:18:38 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Obama's more worried about Israelis building houses than he is about Islamists building atomic bombs)
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8 posted on 09/26/2010 3:21:35 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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Woman wants to be contact for aliens

Well...ok, but she'll need to move into a trailer in Mena, Arkansas, have at least half her teeth pulled, and marry her cousin.

9 posted on 09/26/2010 3:22:20 PM PDT by FourPeas (Pester not the geek, for the electrons are his friends.)
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After close examination of the evidence at hand, I must declare she would be an excellent choice. If we were dealing with The Planet of the Apes and we needed a Chimpanzee.
10 posted on 09/26/2010 3:22:57 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am Derek Fenton! (me) Enjoying freedom ourselves requires tolerating it for others. (Jedidah))
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11 posted on 09/26/2010 3:27:07 PM PDT by dfwgator (Texas Rangers - AL West Champions)
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Soooooooooo…is this to be the conduit for those also representing the Moon God (aka Allah) and their contacts here on earth or does the Foreign Nations Association have an outlet in the Middle East which handles such matters?

What about Jerry Brown being available as a third tier choice; just pointing out the obvious.


12 posted on 09/26/2010 3:27:23 PM PDT by ntmxx (I am not so sure about this misdirection!)
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Mazlan Othman:
13 posted on 09/26/2010 3:30:26 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (chag sameach!)
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To: JoeProBono; Quix
Last night I had a horrifying dream that in broad daylight over "the city" (whereever that was in my dream), a gigantic spaceship with flashing lights slowly descended and hung over the populace, soon accompanied by a smaller (but still pretty big) spaceship, lights flashing. It was being announced in the most public way: WE'RE HERE. WE'VE ARRIVED.

And all I could think in my dream was, the world that we've all known for centuries, up to the elections in November, Palin, Rove, Pelosi, Reid, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac -- all of it changed in a 30 seconds; all of it is consigned to memory. Obama, Iran, Castro, Tea Party vs. Establishment -- suddenly looks like mere piffle.

It was a truly terrifying dream.

14 posted on 09/26/2010 3:30:41 PM PDT by Finny ("Raise hell. Vote smart." -- Ted Nugent)
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M Othman?


15 posted on 09/26/2010 3:32:50 PM PDT by Slyfox
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16 posted on 09/26/2010 3:34:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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17 posted on 09/26/2010 3:36:09 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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18 posted on 09/26/2010 3:36:20 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (chag sameach!)
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19 posted on 09/26/2010 3:37:52 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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What a pantload.

From what I’ve seen of the critters that hang out at the UN the aliens have been there for years.


20 posted on 09/26/2010 3:41:01 PM PDT by 43north (BHO: 50% white, 50% black, 100% red)
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