Suspicious Islamorada Woman Attacks Hubby With Golf Cart

NBC Miami ^ | Sun, Sep 26, 2010 | JANIE CAMPBELL

[ImProudToBeAnAmerican]

He’s lucky she didn’t chop him up and feed him to the tarpon ;)

[Frantzie]

“(I’d still hit it, though)”

I would only “hit it” with a 60 degree lob wedge.

[Lazamataz]

Precisely.

[wyokostur]

*So she used an electric cart?*

Bah Dum bump...Tssssss

I’m guessing he wasn’t an Immovabal Obstruction.

[Frantzie]

I tell you what - she could have been able to dispose of him quickly there with the tarpon.

I can think of a few places in SE/SW FL where they hand feed 100 pound + tarpon bait fish and chum at marina’s like her hubby’s. These tarpon are bigger than a Smart car.

The tarpon are like freaking pirahnas if you throw food in the water.

[Cyman]

Never understood what was funny about a woman committing the worst, horrific assaults on a male and it is treated like the second coming of Red Skelton by the media. Switch genders in the same story and there would be a call for the death penalty against any male with a concomitant attack on every human with testicles.

[freedomfiter2]

Assuming that the husband is guilty, he committed a far worse assault.

[ApplegateRanch]

Islamorada? This would never have happened if they were Muslim. She would have been happy for her husband and co-wife, probaly letting them play in peace, while she stayed home perusing Craigullah’s List for a couple more junior wives.

Also, if they were Muslim, this wouldn’t have happened, since she, as a woman, would have been confined to the house, and not been allowed to drive.