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More evidence that you just CAN'T fix stupid
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Posted on 09/11/2010 8:30:14 PM PDT by Neil E. Wright

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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

I think the concept of “propellers” was known in those days;but paddlewheels are better for shallow water,like that in American rivers before the dams and locks of the 20th century.


21 posted on 09/11/2010 11:39:19 PM PDT by hoosierham (Waddaya mean Freedom isn't free ?;will you take a credit card?)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Do you suppose some historically challenged person read a reference to the “soldiers of the air” and didn’t know both sidea had BALLOONS in the Civil War?


22 posted on 09/11/2010 11:41:02 PM PDT by hoosierham (Waddaya mean Freedom isn't free ?;will you take a credit card?)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
'k ... so start a website .... buy the domain name and if you need a place to host it, I have a server on the 'net that I can dedicate some space for to your domain.... :)

Would definitely be a busy site, I'm thinking .... so your bandwidth fee would probably be prohibitive ... unless you're independently wealthy .... :D

It's about

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23 posted on 09/11/2010 11:56:53 PM PDT by Neil E. Wright (An OATH is FOREVER OathKeeper III We are EVERYWHERE)
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To: Neil E. Wright; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...

Pinging my humor ping list - freepmail me if you want on or off this list.

(This is usually a low volume ping, as I don’t search for humor threads, but I do ping when I find something really funny.)


24 posted on 09/12/2010 12:02:46 AM PDT by RebelTex (FREEDOM IS EVERYONE'S RIGHT! AND EVERYONE'S RESPONSIBILITY!)
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To: RebelTex

Thanks so much, it is great to wake up to a good laugh.


25 posted on 09/12/2010 6:48:09 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: RebelTex; Neil E. Wright


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26 posted on 09/12/2010 10:50:46 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income... Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL

Thanks for more laughs.


27 posted on 09/12/2010 2:18:36 PM PDT by RebelTex (FREEDOM IS EVERYONE'S RIGHT! AND EVERYONE'S RESPONSIBILITY!)
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To: TigersEye
Civil War planes? Let me know how that works out.

Do you have any idea how much it would be worth if you found one? lol

Of course, the article is actually about the Spanish Civil war...

28 posted on 09/12/2010 7:48:31 PM PDT by LexBaird (Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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To: LexBaird

Isn’t that special? :-)


29 posted on 09/12/2010 10:40:57 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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To: Neil E. Wright

ha!


30 posted on 09/12/2010 10:48:53 PM PDT by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: Neil E. Wright
Half of all voters are below average.

"If the conservative had a chance of winning, I would vote for him/her instead of the communist."

31 posted on 09/12/2010 10:58:49 PM PDT by meadsjn (Sarah 2012, or sooner)
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