'The Obama Diaries': 4 Most Outrageous Fake First Family Quotes

aol.com ^ | 7/15/2010 | Steven Hoffer

[Palladin]

This sounds like a good book for light summer reading.

[mylife]

Heard some of the audio book tonight.

The person who plays Michelle is hilarious.

[Roscoe Karns]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NTOisizr1o

[mylife]

Sasquatch!

[Palladin]

;)

[kcvl]

It sounds like a really dumb book. I usually like what she writes and I love her radio show!

[Palladin]

That’s why I said “light reading.”

[kitkat]

Biden’s comment is hilarious because it sounds just like him.

[tumblindice]

“The Obama Diaries,”
Nov, 12, `09
Rahm dropped by. Again. Let me be queer ... What I mean to say ... oh Diary, why does life have to be so hard?
What’s a girl, I mean a guy to do?
Sigh (teardrops)

[anglian]

I’ve read some real quotes from them that are quite outrageous. Here’s MO’s recent: “In these kind of strong African American communities, we went to neighborhood schools around the corner. So many of us had to walk to and from school every day, rain or shine. I know you’ve told that story. And in Chicago, where I was raised, we did it in the dead of winter. No shoes on our feet — it was hard, but we walked!”

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[SunkenCiv]

Saw this at the wholesale club tonight, under $14.

[justiceseeker93]

Laura Ingraham appeared on Greta Van Sustren's show tonight on Fox, recreating the same contrived scene used in the video promo on the same page as the posted article.

Can someone please explain the connection of this book to the promo video? I can't quite get how the content of this book is related to the imagery suggestive of the Watergate events of the 70s: the garage, "Deep Throat," and the famous scenes from "All the President's Men."

[Atom Smasher]

Because she stated that when she came out of a beauty salon & was walking towards her car, she saw a manilla envelope on her windshield...

...so they are adding a little mystery in with the video:)

[Palladin]

Here’s a nickel—buy a sense of humor!

[Palladin]

With the Obamas, truth is stranger than fiction!

[justiceseeker93]

It isn't that I lack a sense of humor, it's just that the video promo isn't sufficient to trigger it. The book will undoubtedly be funny, considering the subjects it “quotes.”

[Palladin]

OK...the video is a little corny.

But I love to see a beautiful woman like Laura (who is a cancer survivor) laugh and have fun.

[repentant_pundit]

With the Obamas, truth is stranger than fiction!

Yes, so why in the world did Laura Ingraham write a book of fictional quotes ???

A book of actual 0bamao quotes would have been just as funny and outrageous, and much more effective for the upcoming elections.

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[Palladin]

True.

Why not just read the quotes attributed to Barack and Michelle on our FR Caption threads?